Three word story

Misscreant Member Posts: 32
edited 15. Feb 2020, 12:16 in Community Chit-chat archive
Apologies if this one has been done on here, and shamelessly stolen from Radio Four's I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue, but the idea is to have a never ending story. Each person can only use three words....

One day when
I am not a complete idiot, some parts of me are missing!