Picture the scene............ :0)

JuliaHod12
JuliaHod12 Member Posts: 456
edited 30. May 2012, 09:47 in Community Chit-chat archive
so, my son in law got suburnt on sunday and has been feeling the effects of his skin tightening.......... :-)

he got out of the shower last night.......wandered over to my daughter's dressing table and proceeded to "moisturise"

it's just after this point, my daughter realised he had been using fake tan! :-)

he went to wash it off..............but apparently this morning he still looked like he had been pelted with used tea bags!

classic...........made me laugh till my sides were sore! :-)

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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    wish could have been fly on wall would have been good laugh thanks for shareing with us
    val
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :shock: :lol::lol: man thing did`nt read the label.Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ah, that brings back memories. Many, many moons ago – pre kids, let alone grandkids – Mr SW & I were on a camping holiday and he was bitterly complaining about the uselessness of the insect repellent he’d been liberally smearing over himself. Now, prior to setting out on the holiday, I’d had my one and only bout of vaginal thrush and had packed the pessary cream as a precaution. I checked the tube. Yup. You got it. (And, no, I didn’t.)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I would`nt have either Mig
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    you wimmin are cruel to us bloke folks.. Lol
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • freesia
    freesia Member Posts: 409
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    ha ha ha - made me giggle xx
    hugs freesia xxx
  • julie47
    julie47 Member Posts: 6,041
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:

    made me laugh too :D

    :D
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Will share my story on a similar vein ; many years ago , family holiday in spain . Hubby and 15 year old son attacked by mosquitoes . " Where's the savl#n dear ? " " Bedside cabinet " . Of course I didn't think to mention that my tube of imm#c was also in the cabinet ! They'd never looked better or smoother . Jillyb
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Why don't men read? I'd never, ever just assume I knew what was in a tube.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    the ONLY reason (well, two reasons) it's so popular lol IT HAS IT'S GOOD POINTS :shock: :lol:
    rehab44 wrote:
    We are visually perceptive.. We react only to pictures not words, the very reason the Sun newspaper is so popular :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Yep done this. The cream is clear when you first put it on, encouraging you to use generous amounts,and it is only the next day you see the tea stained streaks!

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Poor Lad

    When i get burnt i look like a piece of streaky bacon then cannot expose my self to the sun anymore . :lol:
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    see.. The evils of using fence paint on your body lol.
    Natural tan is sooooooo much nicer :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    We are visually perceptive..

    Exclusions are:
    dust
    dirt
    mud
    oil
    etc etc
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,412
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Great story

    Oddly enough l too ahve a similar one which concerns the kids' Dad....

    some years ago when he lived at home with his mum and Dad and sister he had a shower and afterwards reached into teh cupboard to spary hsi armpits with v*g*sil :shock:

    NICE :?

    Love

    Toni xxx

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