Puns to groan to

joanlawson

After a short break from the forum, I'm back to make you groan :roll:
Sorry
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a man who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Joan

daylily

welcome back

julie47

Well Joan and Del

Thank you for that

welcome back joan

Love juliepf x

stickywicket

An excellent way to return, Joan. Welcome back. I have missed you a lot.

tjt6768

excellent my dearest Mrs Lawson.. Great way to een to the fold lol

Del, brilliant..

I shall be pinching all of the above...

joanlawson

Thanks for your replies, daylily, Del, Julie, Sticky, and Tony. Also thanks to you, Del, for adding some more to the thread. It's what I've come to expect from you