He's coming home

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 11. Jun 2012, 12:40 in Community Chit-chat archive
He's coming home
Oh yes, our Tony's coming home!

He asked me to let you all know that he is heading back to this sceptered isle, having had a great week in Spain. He promised to pack the sun so I hope he has remembered! DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
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  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi DD I've phoned immigration and warned them he's on his way, they said he's not going to be allowed back in anyway as he's just way to ard for the UK, well that and the fact he's gone all dark looking so could well be an Al Qaeda sympathiser, and after a week of general drinking and uncontrolled cow stabbing I'd imagine he's gone slightly "native" a bit like Col Curtz did in Apocalypse now so anything could kick off at the airport when he gets back in, I'll keep BBC news 24hr on the TV for the next 24hrs just in case there's a news flash.
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    glad he on way back pics he sent looked great sure they will let him back he to hard to leave over there they would not know what to do with him and if he runs out of tea well look out val
    val
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh mel, you are a clot! :lol: He has sent some cracking pics, hasn't he Val? All that sunshine - I can't remember what sunshine is. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    if he runs out of tea well look out val

    That's probably why he's coming back, val.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Gosh that went quick, hope hes not stopping at that hotel on the way back, he did look like he was having a good time on the pics...bless bet he's ready for another hol now.
    Love
    Barbara
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I bet Ra will be pleased to see Tony and Janet back, as will the rest of us :D Looking at Tony's photos has made me envious of all that sunshine, so I'm determined to be off somewhere warm as soon as possible.

    Mell, of course immigration will let him back in- he's a Yorkshireman after all, one of our finest :!: :D
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  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well folks I'll have you know they let me into frog land at the border so I am part of the way there..
    Well, you would not believed the difference in this hotel compared to the brothel they stuck us in on the way here..
    Four star quality this place is. :D
    I hope you've managed without me?
    Mell is just worried I want my protection money off him.. Might get the driver to call in at Mells house so I can collect :lol:
    I've got plenty of tetley tea bags with me so I'm coping ok.

    I stated with a bit of a flare this afternoon so the travel had not been fun. All joints joining in but I've been expecting it..
    I've been stuffing myself with diazepam... Don't think I would cope at all without.
    In bed now, shattered and in pain.

    Thanks DD for starting this hun.
    When we leave here in the morning I'll be radio silent until I hit English soil :wink:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Safe journey back Tony.
    Numpty
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :D

    WELCOME home Tony :)

    Hope the bones survived the journey.

    Loe and (((())))

    Toni xxx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh England my England...
    I see the white cliffs :D

    Have a long way to go yet though.
    And I'm starting to flare up :roll:

    Never mind. Had a great holiday but a bad journey.

    I'll be back online later.
    :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 9,182
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Welcome home Tony and Janet.
    thank you for the lovely photo's.
    joan xx
    take care
    joan xx
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bless ya Joan.
    Oh, I'm sooooooo tired and in pain. I just want mi bed now..
    Reckon it'll be tonight when we get home though.
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh, and I've started with a sore throat now too :roll:
    Docs tomorrow just in case lol
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just come through the Dartford tunnel so I've been waving to the arthrites darn sarff :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hi glad you back with us and holiday was good such a shame you can not fly it so much quicker but sure you will be ok after a few days rest travel not good val
    val
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks Val.
    Just left Cambridge services now. Wanted to everyone in here that's anywhere near lol.

    I desperately need my bed now..
    :roll: Even the diazapam ain't budging this pain
    :roll:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Right.
    On our last coach from woodhall services to Leeds..
    The sun is shining so I kept my promise!! :D
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tony thanks for the sun..I think you must have sent it on in front...today has been good... 8) about flipping time...now I hope you are very near your lovely bed.....
    Love
    Barbara
  • Heather65
    Heather65 Member Posts: 262
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Welcome back :)
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    it's all gone horribly wrong. They had to wait for a relief driver and when he appeared the coach was found to have a flat battery. It's not going well. :( At this rate he won't be home much before 11pm (I reckon) so it will be a very long day. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    thank you Darling Daisy :D

    I am finally home... It has been a very bad trip.
    I'm straight into bed, lots of drugs.. Very needed. Plus a nice cup of tetley tea.
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Welcome Home Tony


    Sorry you are not feeling good , Try to get some rest , it will be good to be home and in your own bed .Glad you had a great holiday i'm really :mrgreen:
    with envy .


    karen xx
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    By coach there and back!, that's ARD AS NAILS that is, welcome back you mad bugger!.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Bienvenido a tu patria chica, mi amigo.

    (Mods - 'welcome back to Yorkshire, friend'.)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    That's not 'ard..I could walk it..backwards..that's 'ard :D


    Sorry Len you've got it mixed up that's daft mate not ARD!. Anyway I'm walking backwards for Christmas across the Irish sea!. There's a song there I'm sure of it!.

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