The Deaf Wife Problem

Colin1
Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
edited 21. Jun 2012, 18:20 in Community Chit-chat archive
The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
No response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

(I just love this)




'For F*-# sake, Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE

Comments

  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    good one
    val
  • PollySid
    PollySid Member Posts: 343
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol:
    Sounds like me and Alan. I know my hearing isn't A1, but Alan refuses to admit that he has a problem and says I talk quietly or turn my head when I am speaking to him. :roll:
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Colin I love it..that is me and hubby...but must say I dont swear at him...only sometimes... :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • georgie66
    georgie66 Member Posts: 403
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ahh colin i love this one made me laugh .
    my hubby turns the tv up and says can you here that lv..

    he wont have it he has the problem

    georgie
  • lindalegs
    lindalegs Member Posts: 5,398
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol: Love it Colin.

    Luv,
    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • JuliaHod12
    JuliaHod12 Member Posts: 456
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    lmao........... :-)

    dear old fluffy is like that! x
  • diamond
    diamond Member Posts: 396
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good one Colin.
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The Rev on Sunday said to his flock
    "Can any of you say you have no enemies".
    The congregation sat and shook there heads
    One old lady stood up and said "yes i have no enemies".
    The reverend and the congregation looked surprised and impressed.
    The reverend said" My dear that is wonderful"
    The old lady went on to say Yes all the f_____ing B______ds are dead.
    Joanne
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hey Sun youll get thrown off
    but i loved that i have a simula one ill dig it out
    Colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Glad you liked it Colin look forward to seeing similar one.
    Joanne

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