Evening Classes for Men

stickywicket

Evening Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Class 2
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? – Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 3
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor – Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks..

Class 4
Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 5
Loss Of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 6
Learning How To Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 7
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost – Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 8
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturdays noon for 2 hours.

Class 9
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 10
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Numptydumpty

Yes please, can I enroll my OH in all of those classes?

joanlawson

Sadly, I think these classes are a waste of time. I enrolled my OH on them long ago, but he forgot everything he had learned the minute he left the course. The trouble is that they must WANT to learn if anything is going to be remembered. :roll:

tkachev

Signing mine up immediately. With the exception of no. 6 (he just asks me where are his keys/ very important bits of paper/ phone, without even bothering to look in the first place) and no 9 (he does all the food shopping)all of these points need urgent attention.

Elizabeth

ichabod6

What sex are the tutors?

stickywicket

Obviously, the ones demanding more than one brain cell and consideration for others will be given by females. Those requiring...er....other....er....less cerebral attributes will be taken by men.

stickywicket

Oh dear, Tody. This was intended as a bit of fun not as an invitation to a study of gender.

Both men and woman consider they are superior to the other gender in some ways though most of us accept that we wouldn't like to be part of a single-gendered species.

Some men are good in bed. Some women aren't. It's probably a fairly equal distribution also.

I just quite like a laugh or two. That's all it was.

tjt6768

Put me down for
10, 9, 8 and 6 please...
Do I get a bulk discount?
Plus, I would be very happy to stay quiet whilst a wummun parallel parks, IF she didn't take half an hour to do the two minute manouvre...

stickywicket

I agree. This bit of fun is against men. But I also find jokes against women funny.

You are 'comparing notes' on me :shock: I promise you I'm not that interesting. Get a life, mate.

tjt6768

all I want to know is how you know SOME mem are good in bed and SOME wimmin aren't :shock:
I think you may be more interesting than you're letting known lol

suzygirl

I would like to enrol my dear hubby in all except number 5 I got control of the remote ages ago, so maybe I should enrol on that one