Famous books for arthritics

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stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
edited 24. Jul 2012, 13:45 in Community Chit-chat archive
I lead a very sad life! If you do, too, please supply more.

The Chronicaches of Humira by C. S. Lewis
Uncle Tom’s (Medicine) Cabin(et) by Mrs Harriet Stowe
Cold Comfort Forum by Stella Gibbons
Three Men in a Bedpan by Jerome K Jerome
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Gaviscon by J. K. Rowling
Withering Joints by Emily Bronte
The Woman in White (Surgical Gown) by Wilkie Collins
The Thirty Nine Steps (to the Bathroom) by John Buchan
The Big (Morphine Induced) Sleep by Raymond Chandler
All Quiet on the Patient’s Front by Erich Maria Remarque
Around the Patient in 80 Ops. by Jules Verne
As You (Don’t) Like It by Wm Shakespeare
Comedy of Terrors by Wm Shakespeare
Decline and Falls by Edward Gibbon
Waiting for Physio by Samuel Becket
My Bath Lift and Other Appliances by Gerald Durrell
Pred and Prejudice by Jane Austen
His THR Materials by Philip Pullman
Winnie the Raised Loo Seat by A A Milne
The Crutches in the MRI by J D Salinger
Captain Corelli’s Hydroxychloroquine by Louis de Bernieres
Alice’s Adventures in Cocoland by Lewis Carroll
Femurhead Revisited by Evelyn Waugh
The TKR by Roald Dahl
A Tale of Two Sick Bowls by Charles Dickens
Bridget Jones’ Diclofenac by Helen Fielding
The God of Small Surgical Stockings by Arundhati Roy
On the Commode by Jack Kerouac
The Arthritic’s Guide to Occupational Therapy by Douglas Adams
Lady Chatterley’s Liver by D H Lawrence
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  • diamond
    diamond Member Posts: 396
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    Very well adapted Sticky,must put my thinking cap on.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    :lol:
    Crutch ado about nothing by W. Shakespeare
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    Nice one, Numpty. :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    For those of us who sleep with padding between the legs:

    The Wind in the Pillows by Kenneth Graham.

    The Consultant's Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • georgie66
    georgie66 Member Posts: 403
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    A Man Named Arthritics by Dave Pelzer
  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 8,924
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    Hello Sticky
    all a bout pain by arther ritus
    joan xx
    take care
    joan xx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    I like them. Keep 'em coming.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    221 Bakers cysts, by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    :lol:

    Pain Expectations by Charles Dickens.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    101 Affecected Joints, by Dodie Smith
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    or even
    101 Affected Joints, by Dodie Smith

    sorry I'm on my vita, very small touch screen :oops:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    It's OK, Numpty. I understand. It's because if all your affecected joints.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Possibly, or it could be the large quantity of wine I have been forced to drink.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Misery, by Stephen King
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    Numptydumpty wrote:
    Possibly, or it could be the large quantity of wine I have been forced to drink.

    Forced? Who was force-feeding you wine :o ? Please send that person round here asap. (I'm only thinking of your health :wink:)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Vile Bodies by Evelyn Waugh.

    The Pills and Must Floss by George Eliot.

    (The Pain) Diary by Samuel Pepys.

    Ivantoe by Sir W Scott.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    :lol::lol::lol:

    I love George Eliot's contribution. As for the Vile Bodies - yes, there are one or two that need no changing. I wondered about Dickens' Hard Times.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    The way we live now, by Anthony Trollope.
    The Lord Of The Ring Splints, by J R R Tolkien.
    The Hobble, by J R R Tolkien.
    The Aching Bones, by Alice Sebold.
    Cane and Disabled, by Jeffrey Archer.

    and just for DD,
    Beige Beauties, by Anna Sewell.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Beige Beauties? :lol: I love it! Thank you Numpty.

    The Painmaker by John Grisham
    Jumping the Queue (by going private) Mary Wesley
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,710
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    The Moon(face) and Wrist Splints by Somerset Maugham
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
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