All I want....
Numptydumpty
Member Posts: 6,417
is to sit in my garden, and read my kindle, but.
The market gardener on one side of me, has been mowing and strimming and hedge cutting since 9.30 this morning. Now he is running his tractor for no apparent reason.
The neighbours on the other side, appear to have a herd of toddlers over to "play". If it was happy, excited squeals I wouldn't mind, but it's blood curdling, stomach wrenching, squabbling screams. I'm sure I'm being very un-pc, but I don't care! I just want a little peace and quiet.
Please!
The market gardener on one side of me, has been mowing and strimming and hedge cutting since 9.30 this morning. Now he is running his tractor for no apparent reason.
The neighbours on the other side, appear to have a herd of toddlers over to "play". If it was happy, excited squeals I wouldn't mind, but it's blood curdling, stomach wrenching, squabbling screams. I'm sure I'm being very un-pc, but I don't care! I just want a little peace and quiet.
Please!
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Hello Numpty
you can come and sit in are garden and read its so quiet all
the time one lady moved out it was too quiet.
take care.
joan xxtake care
joan xx0 -
Numpty, come and join the gang over on LWA who have all moved into knuckleduster's freezer with some nice white, strawberries and several flavours of ice cream. (Bring a bottle as DD & I are already there.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
I'm on mi way to have a
QUIET WORD.....
They'll soon shut up.
I'm an 'ard bloke, just ask Mell.. LolMe-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
I love my kindle, it's light, easy to hold, and there's no glare from the sun.
I thought I would miss "proper" books, but I don't at all.Tody wrote:I've never read a kindle, how would you compare it to reading the old fashioned way?
Don't you miss the touch of paper0 -
Right, open that freezer door and let me in
I'll bring a box of wine and a crate of beer, don't want to run short
Tony, if you could just sort my neighbours while I'm gone, that would be great.0 -
Numpty
Get the hose pipe out , that will give the little poops something to scream about0 -
Like your thinking fowls.0
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Hello Numpty - I'll swap your market gardeners and noisy toddlers for next door's builders if you like cos at least we could each have a change of unbearable noise for a bit I'm sitting inside stifling with all the doors and windows shut, thinking seriously about whether I can manage to retrieve Mr TT's ear-defenders from the garage :roll:
Mind you, Knuckleduster's freezer sounds a pretty good option so I think I'll head over there now instead.
Tillyxxx0 -
I don't know which would be worse Tilly. At least I don't have builders dust to contend with. :shock:0
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tody, I'm not at all shy.
I'm reading "The Trafficked" a crime thriller, by Lee Weeks.0 -
Neighbours are dog sitting for their son a little happy thing,Tony can you turn hosepipe on it.Mig0
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Aaah, all is quiet in Numptyland.
The market gardener seems to have finished for the day.
The herd of toddlers have left, leaving just my neigthbours two delightful children, who I think are probably taking a nap.
I've gone off the idea of reading now! :roll:0 -
Aaw mig, there's nothing worse than a yapping dog!
I know, I've got one! :oops:0 -
Mig.. No hosepipe needed, I'll just give em THE GLARE OF DOOM....
Lol
Mell, I've to wipe mi bum on shards of glass n iron filings... :shock:Me-Tony
Ra-1996 -2013 RIP...
Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP0 -
Ahh Numpty
Its such a beautiful day today .I'm stuck in the office Windows open fans on , Book out
karenxx0 -
It seems my freezer is bursting at the seams. I'll have to buy of those large American jobs to fit you all in.
Janet0
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