All I want....

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Numptydumpty
Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
edited 25. Jul 2012, 08:25 in Community Chit-chat archive
is to sit in my garden, and read my kindle, but.
The market gardener on one side of me, has been mowing and strimming and hedge cutting since 9.30 this morning. Now he is running his tractor for no apparent reason.
The neighbours on the other side, appear to have a herd of toddlers over to "play". If it was happy, excited squeals I wouldn't mind, but it's blood curdling, stomach wrenching, squabbling screams. I'm sure I'm being very un-pc, but I don't care! I just want a little peace and quiet.
Please!

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  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 8,933
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hello Numpty
    you can come and sit in are garden and read its so quiet all
    the time one lady moved out it was too quiet.
    take care.
    joan xx
    take care
    joan xx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Numpty, come and join the gang over on LWA who have all moved into knuckleduster's freezer with some nice white, strawberries and several flavours of ice cream. (Bring a bottle as DD & I are already there.)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I'm on mi way to have a
    QUIET WORD.....
    They'll soon shut up.

    I'm an 'ard bloke, just ask Mell.. Lol
    e050.gifMe-Tony
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I love my kindle, it's light, easy to hold, and there's no glare from the sun.
    I thought I would miss "proper" books, but I don't at all.

    Tody wrote:
    I've never read a kindle, how would you compare it to reading the old fashioned way?
    Don't you miss the touch of paper
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Right, open that freezer door and let me in :D
    I'll bring a box of wine and a crate of beer, don't want to run short :lol:
    Tony, if you could just sort my neighbours while I'm gone, that would be great. :lol:
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Numpty

    Get the hose pipe out , that will give the little poops something to scream about :lol:
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Like your thinking fowls. :lol::lol:
  • tillytop
    tillytop Member Posts: 3,460
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Hello Numpty - I'll swap your market gardeners and noisy toddlers for next door's builders if you like cos at least we could each have a change of unbearable noise for a bit :lol: I'm sitting inside stifling with all the doors and windows shut, thinking seriously about whether I can manage to retrieve Mr TT's ear-defenders from the garage :roll:

    Mind you, Knuckleduster's freezer sounds a pretty good option so I think I'll head over there now instead. :lol:

    Tillyxxx
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I don't know which would be worse Tilly. At least I don't have builders dust to contend with. :shock:
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    tody, I'm not at all shy.
    I'm reading "The Trafficked" a crime thriller, by Lee Weeks.
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Neighbours are dog sitting for their son a little happy thing,Tony can you turn hosepipe on it.Mig
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Aaah, all is quiet in Numptyland. :D
    The market gardener seems to have finished for the day. :D
    The herd of toddlers have left, leaving just my neigthbours two delightful children, who I think are probably taking a nap. :D
    I've gone off the idea of reading now! :roll: :lol:
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Aaw mig, there's nothing worse than a yapping dog!
    I know, I've got one! :oops:
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    tjt6768 wrote:
    I'm on mi way to have a
    QUIET WORD.....
    They'll soon shut up.

    I'm an 'ard bloke, just ask Mell.. Lol


    Dam right he's so ARD he s***s Kryptonite and p's lava!. That's ARD AS F**K!.
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Mig.. No hosepipe needed, I'll just give em THE GLARE OF DOOM....
    Lol

    Mell, I've to wipe mi bum on shards of glass n iron filings... :shock:
    e050.gifMe-Tony
    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    k040.gif
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ahh Numpty

    Its such a beautiful day today .I'm stuck in the office :( Windows open fans on , Book out :lol:

    karenxx
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    mig wrote:
    Neighbours are dog sitting for their son a little happy thing,Tony can you turn hosepipe on it.Mig
    Sorry Mig I have 2 yappers They love the hose pipe :shock: :lol:
  • knuckleduster
    knuckleduster Member Posts: 551
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It seems my freezer is bursting at the seams. I'll have to buy of those large American jobs to fit you all in.

    Janet :lol:
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