Doctor, doctor
joanlawson
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I know that some of these are probably as old as the hills, but they still make me laugh.
Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a colour TV!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge!
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god!
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......
Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck!
Don't worry - keep your chin up!
Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!
Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Hold on! I'll see you in a minute!
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm addicted to butter?
Hmmm, this seems to be spreading!
Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, we'll soon pull you through
Doctor, doctor I've broken my arm in two places
Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then
Joan
Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a colour TV!
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge!
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god!
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......
Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck!
Don't worry - keep your chin up!
Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!
Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!
Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Hold on! I'll see you in a minute!
Doctor Doctor! I think I'm addicted to butter?
Hmmm, this seems to be spreading!
Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, we'll soon pull you through
Doctor, doctor I've broken my arm in two places
Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then
Joan
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Nice bunch Joan
thank you
Toni xx0 -
It's always good to start the day with a laugh, Joan. Thanks.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Thank you for the giggle, I agree with Sticky, it's always good to start the day with a laugh or two! DD
Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Oh come on, pull yourself together.Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0 -
Glad you liked them This is the way I distract my mind when I can't get to sleep, so I end up laughing myself to sleep0
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Good to get a laugh. Keep it up. May0
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always good to read the old ones but you reminded me of a very funny joke
ill post it in a mo.
colinWHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE0 -
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Joan I have just read these and can't stop chuckling to myself thanks we all need a good laugh these days.Stay positive always👍xx0
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Another dose of the good medicine JoanJoanne0
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