Doctor, doctor

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 17. Aug 2012, 23:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
I know that some of these are probably as old as the hills, but they still make me laugh.

Doctor, Doctor
I can't stop stealing things
Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a colour TV!

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm a bridge!
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor
I think I'm god!
How did that start?
In the beginning there was darkness......

Doctor, Doctor
I think I've broken my neck!
Don't worry - keep your chin up!

Doctor, Doctor
My irregular heartbeat is really frightening me.
Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!

Doctor, Doctor
Please help me. I think I'm invisible
Next Please!

Doctor, Doctor
I've got insomnia
Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm going to die in 59 seconds!
Hold on! I'll see you in a minute!

Doctor Doctor! I think I'm addicted to butter?
Hmmm, this seems to be spreading!

Doctor doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, we'll soon pull you through

Doctor, doctor I've broken my arm in two places
Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then

Joan :D
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Comments

  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nice bunch Joan

    thank you :lol:

    Toni xx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: It's always good to start the day with a laugh, Joan. Thanks.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thank you for the giggle, I agree with Sticky, it's always good to start the day with a laugh or two! DD


    Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!
    Oh come on, pull yourself together.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Glad you liked them :D This is the way I distract my mind when I can't get to sleep, so I end up laughing myself to sleep :lol:
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  • kellerman
    kellerman Member Posts: 741
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good to get a laugh. Keep it up. May
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    always good to read the old ones but you reminded me of a very funny joke
    ill post it in a mo.
    colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Turbogran
    Turbogran Member Posts: 2,023
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Joan I have just read these and can't stop chuckling to myself thanks we all need a good laugh these days.
    Stay positive always👍xx
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :D:lol: Another dose of the good medicine Joan
    Joanne

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