World survey by phone

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 4. Sep 2012, 17:12 in Community Chit-chat archive
WORLD SURVEY BY PHONE

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the U.N.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about
solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1.. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant..

2.. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

3.. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

4.. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

5.. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

6.. In South Africa they didn't know what "please" meant.

7.. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

8.. In England they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

Joan :D
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Comments

  • hileena111
    hileena111 Member Posts: 7,099
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I love it Joan :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Love
    Hileena
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's a good start to a gloomy Monday - a cheeky giggle! Thank you Joan. :D DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Glad it made you smile, Hileena and DD.
    It made me smile too in an ironic kind of way as sadly there's more than an element of truth in it.
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    so true about the last one lol val
    val
  • queenfan
    queenfan Member Posts: 563
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That is so true Joan, thanks for giving me a laugh :D:D

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