Noah's Ark (Everything you need to know)

joanlawson
joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
edited 11. Sep 2012, 10:29 in Community Chit-chat archive
1. Don't miss the boat
2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 60 years old someone may ask you to do something really big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9. When you're stressed, float awhile.
10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
11. No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Joan :D
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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    That made me smile Joan, thank you. :) Have you ever seen the work of Simon Drew? He has a sketch of 'The animals came in 4 by 4' viz a Land Rover-type vehicle full of giraffes and other assorted beasts. :lol: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Yes I love the Simon Drew cards and prints- very clever and witty :D
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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    I like No 9. Thanks, Joan.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    stickywicket wrote:
    I like No 9. Thanks, Joan.

    I think that's excellent advice too. Nothing like a good float to ease the stress :lol:
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