Ancient and Modern Part 2.

dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 13. Sep 2012, 23:54 in Community Chit-chat archive
In Times of Stress.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to
kill today
Because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be careful of the toes I may step on today
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100%
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday.

And help me to remember - when I'm having a bad day
And it seems that people are trying to wind me up - that
It takes 42 muscles to frown but only 28 to smile
(but using more muscles burns more calories)



DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

Comments

  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Love it DD,
    especially the hiding of bodies part :lol:
  • kellerman
    kellerman Member Posts: 741
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Wonderful DD......you seriously kissing feet....really?
    I've copied this in the hope it will bring a smile to an old schoolfriend of mine...I doubt it though as she never smiles...never did even though shes never had a days illness in her life.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    :lol: It's turning out to be a great day on CC with plenty of laughs.

    DD I looked it up and discovered an alternative last line:

    'When I'm having a bad day
    and it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
    it takes 42 muscles to frown,
    28 to smile
    and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!'

    I suspect mig wrote that version :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ah! Nice touch, Sticky! :wink: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • suzygirl
    suzygirl Member Posts: 2,005
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Just what I needed today to brighten my day. Thank you :D
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    This has made me laugh out loud,thanks guys.Mig
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Love this, I'm giggling away! Thank you DD xx
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 8,681
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Great, DD. Thanks for posting it :D
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    good one dd did wonder from title what it was going to be about val
    val

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