a thank you poem

Colin1
Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
edited 20. Nov 2012, 07:45 in Community Chit-chat archive
Could not resist this one, I know i've not been arround but have been looking in from time to time. Thank you to those who have PM me its nice to have friends and its nice of you to be so thoughtful this poem is really for you. Now i may get shouted at because there is a swear worrd in it so if the mods get it just delete the word Tits
Thanks
Colin
Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday
I had a peep into her bag
‘Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey"

Well I just left her to it
At ten, I went to bed
An hour later she appeared
The sight filled me with dread

Her left hand held a length of rope
And in her right a whip
She threw them down onto the floor
And then began to strip

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek
But Doris hasn’t weathered well
She’s eighty four next week

Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer
Things then went from bad to worse
She toppled off her Zimmer


She struggled up upon her feet
About five minutes later
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her

Now if you know our Doris
You’d see just why I spluttered
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I uttered

She stood there nude, all naked like
Bent forward just a bit
I took a pace to brace me self
And stood on her left tit

Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out
“Step on the other one”

Well readers, I won't tell no more
What happened on that day
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned fifty shades of grey
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE

Comments

  • howellandrew
    howellandrew Member Posts: 15
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nice poem dude
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Colin you do make me laugh....I keep hearing about this book, I must read it :o ....its always good to see you on here xx
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    colin thanks that gave me a smile
    val
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock:

    Who wrote that poem Colin?

    It is very funny and that word is still there :shock:

    Nice to see you posting - take care

    Love

    Toni xxx
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Daughter read that book , son in law smiles a lot lately , any connection ? Jillyb
  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nice one Rkid. Lol
    Good to see ya Colin.

    Jilly.. I wouldn't ask if I was you lol
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    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Colin you are the master,good to see you.mig
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Fantastic! Hope you are doing OK Colin, missing you. LV xx
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Brilliant Colin


    I had a good chuckle .


    Fowls xxx

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