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mig
mig Member Posts: 7,154
edited 26. Nov 2012, 16:15 in Community Chit-chat archive
I need an urgent spell to shut my oh up,he keeps shouting at the tv,doesn't matter what's on,I've told him IT CAN'T HEAR YOU, but he still does it especially when quiz shows are on.IT'S BLOODY ANNOYING.Mig

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Mig if you find a spell can you share it with me....my OH shouts at the TV...I think it might be his age...
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Do you suppose we could have a dual-purpose spell that would also cover those OHs who talk furiously to answerphones. (" My call is not important to you because, if it was, you'd have *****y answered by now." "What do you mean I'm 24th in the ****ing queue? I was *****y 22nd two minutes ago." etc etc)

    I've just checked this out on the H Potter speels. Apparently, to temporarily mute someone, we should cry 'Silencio' while jabbing, rather than waving, our wands at them.

    Anyone got a spare wand? I seem to have mislaid mine.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    My wands bent,will try and straighten it out,hopefully it will still work if not it will be a rolling pin job. :o Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :shock: Do you have any Yorkshire genes, mig? You'd make a good 'un :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I don't think you really need a spell Mig. Just walk around the house naked. When I do that my OH always disappears to the pub :lol:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I'm still trying to decide whether or not mine would notice.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    mig wrote:
    Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig

    Ah, but would it stop him shouting? :D
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Numptydumpty wrote:
    mig wrote:
    Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig

    Ah, but would it stop him shouting? :D

    I can think of several answers to that, not one of which could be printed on here.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It would stop mine shouting but then I would have to run not very quick now,oh oh think I'd get caught.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Result! :lol:
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It nudity fails I usually find a strip of tape across the mouth does the job. This could be getting a bit 50 shades here but I mean fully clothed. Mr LV does the shouting thing at the football which seems odd, as they really can't hear and wouldn't listen anyway. More annoying is when he does it at the tense moment in films, turning even the scariest thriller into something akin to a pantomime with 'he's behind you' kind of stuff.
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I would like a all perpose spell for shouting at t.v's, screaming at phones and generally being a moaning old fart!! If you find the spell let me know! Until then I will keep using the duck tape!! :lol::lol::lol:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,425
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Ban 'em from watching sport, quizes scary films?

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    in the event of failure please feel free to use this wand :)

    n073.gif for you Mig for your quick exit :wink:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Wow, Mig! I'd no idea you were so good on a skateboard. What a dark horse you are!
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Would this spell work on next door neighbours? My neighbours have very loud voices. They seem to be shouting to each other rather than talking. They recently got all their floors done. I'm guessing wooden floors throughout and now their voices echo, like they do in a completely empty house. I've got a rolling pin if there isn't a wand I could borrow.
    Christine
  • bubbadog
    bubbadog Member Posts: 5,544
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    How about using Sooty & Sweeps old spell ' Izzy Wizzy lets get busy'? Is that still in the book? You can borrow some duck tape for the neighbours if it will help? :lol:
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Thanks Bubba. I'll try that one with my rolling pin then, if it doesn't work, come back and borrow that duck tape please. :D
    Christine
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