emergency coven meeting

mig

I need an urgent spell to shut my oh up,he keeps shouting at the tv,doesn't matter what's on,I've told him IT CAN'T HEAR YOU, but he still does it especially when quiz shows are on.IT'S BLOODY ANNOYING.Mig

barbara12

Mig if you find a spell can you share it with me....my OH shouts at the TV...I think it might be his age...

stickywicket

Do you suppose we could have a dual-purpose spell that would also cover those OHs who talk furiously to answerphones. (" My call is not important to you because, if it was, you'd have *****y answered by now." "What do you mean I'm 24th in the ****ing queue? I was *****y 22nd two minutes ago." etc etc)

I've just checked this out on the H Potter speels. Apparently, to temporarily mute someone, we should cry 'Silencio' while jabbing, rather than waving, our wands at them.

Anyone got a spare wand? I seem to have mislaid mine.

mig

My wands bent,will try and straighten it out,hopefully it will still work if not it will be a rolling pin job. Mig

stickywicket

:shock: Do you have any Yorkshire genes, mig? You'd make a good 'un

Numptydumpty

I don't think you really need a spell Mig. Just walk around the house naked. When I do that my OH always disappears to the pub

mig

Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig

stickywicket

I'm still trying to decide whether or not mine would notice.

Numptydumpty

mig wrote:

Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig

Ah, but would it stop him shouting?

stickywicket

Numptydumpty wrote:

mig wrote:

Mine would strip as well,so that's no good :? :oops:mig

Ah, but would it stop him shouting?

I can think of several answers to that, not one of which could be printed on here.

mig

It would stop mine shouting but then I would have to run not very quick now,oh oh think I'd get caught.

Numptydumpty

Result!

LignumVitae

It nudity fails I usually find a strip of tape across the mouth does the job. This could be getting a bit 50 shades here but I mean fully clothed. Mr LV does the shouting thing at the football which seems odd, as they really can't hear and wouldn't listen anyway. More annoying is when he does it at the tense moment in films, turning even the scariest thriller into something akin to a pantomime with 'he's behind you' kind of stuff.

bubbadog

I would like a all perpose spell for shouting at t.v's, screaming at phones and generally being a moaning old fart!! If you find the spell let me know! Until then I will keep using the duck tape!!

frogmorton

Ban 'em from watching sport, quizes scary films?



in the event of failure please feel free to use this wand

for you Mig for your quick exit

stickywicket

Wow, Mig! I'd no idea you were so good on a skateboard. What a dark horse you are!

applerose

Would this spell work on next door neighbours? My neighbours have very loud voices. They seem to be shouting to each other rather than talking. They recently got all their floors done. I'm guessing wooden floors throughout and now their voices echo, like they do in a completely empty house. I've got a rolling pin if there isn't a wand I could borrow.

bubbadog

How about using Sooty & Sweeps old spell ' Izzy Wizzy lets get busy'? Is that still in the book? You can borrow some duck tape for the neighbours if it will help?

applerose

Thanks Bubba. I'll try that one with my rolling pin then, if it doesn't work, come back and borrow that duck tape please.