Why?
Numptydumpty
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Why is there an S in the word "Lisp"?
Why do Gynaecologists leave the room when you undress?
Why is it called "Rush Hour" when the traffic is moving so slowly?
Why can you use a driving licence when buying alchohol, yet you can't drink and drive?
Why, when something is transported by car, is it called a shipment, but when it's transported by ship, it's called a cargo?
and a couple of ifs
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what exactly is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? :shock:
Why do Gynaecologists leave the room when you undress?
Why is it called "Rush Hour" when the traffic is moving so slowly?
Why can you use a driving licence when buying alchohol, yet you can't drink and drive?
Why, when something is transported by car, is it called a shipment, but when it's transported by ship, it's called a cargo?
and a couple of ifs
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what exactly is baby oil made from?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? :shock:
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Thanks for the first laugh of the day, Numpty. Always makes for a good start even though today looks as if the sun(?) is never going to rise, it's foggy and the drive has turned to sheet ice. (Looks like I might have to get the tree up at last.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Oh Numpty
very very good
love
Toni xx0 -
Very clever Numpty...Love
Barbara0 -
Tee hee, that had me giggling quietly so as not to wake Mr LV up!xxHey little fighter, things will get brighter0
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Ha ha ha Numpty very good xxSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles0 -
why indeed .0
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Hi Karen, I was wondering where you'd got to. Hope you're as well as you can
be.0
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