Why?

Numptydumpty
Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
edited 16. Dec 2012, 17:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
Why is there an S in the word "Lisp"?

Why do Gynaecologists leave the room when you undress?

Why is it called "Rush Hour" when the traffic is moving so slowly?

Why can you use a driving licence when buying alchohol, yet you can't drink and drive?

Why, when something is transported by car, is it called a shipment, but when it's transported by ship, it's called a cargo?

and a couple of ifs

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what exactly is baby oil made from?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? :shock:

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol: Thanks for the first laugh of the day, Numpty. Always makes for a good start even though today looks as if the sun(?) is never going to rise, it's foggy and the drive has turned to sheet ice. (Looks like I might have to get the tree up at last.)
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Numpty

    very very good :D

    :lol::lol::lol:

    love

    Toni xx
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Very clever Numpty... :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Tee hee, that had me giggling quietly so as not to wake Mr LV up!xx
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ha ha ha Numpty very good :lol: xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • fowls48
    fowls48 Member Posts: 1,357
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol::lol: why indeed .
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Karen, I was wondering where you'd got to. Hope you're as well as you can
    be.

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