Faces inviting a slap

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stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,730
edited 8. Aug 2013, 05:05 in Community Chit-chat archive
I know it's the season of goodwill but there are limits

I took a quick break from present-wrapping, caught some of the lunchtime news and what do I find in front of me but Danny Alexander and George Osborne. This set me thinking. Please feel free to add your own candidates.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
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  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Can I please slap all the people who verbally pat me on the head simply because I'm in a wheelchair ? The latest example was today ; hubby and I were sitting beside the beach while Betsy dog was digging a hole and a woman walked up to us ; smiled sympathetically at Mr Jillyb , then said to me , " bet you're looking forward to getting your presents from father christmas aren't you ? " ! Jillyb
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Jay Rayner. Gordon Ramsay. Victoria Beckham. Angelina Jolie.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It has to be Tony Blair for me...I'm not a violent person but.... :x
    Love
    Barbara
  • elainebadknee
    elainebadknee Bots Posts: 3,703
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Victoria Beckham - miserable flipping woman who wouldnt know fun or a good hearty meal if it did slap her in the face...Also John Bishop for the most grating voice ever..Gag him!!!

    Elainexx

    PS...Think Danny Alexander looks like one of the muppets but thats being kind to them handsome puppets!x
    I know it's the season of goodwill but there are limits

    I took a quick break from present-wrapping, caught some of the lunchtime news and what do I find in front of me but Danny Alexander and George Osborne. This set me thinking. Please feel free to add your own candidates.
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Defo Victoria Beckam she's got a face like a skelped a**e xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Sally Bercow. Piers Morgan. Liz Jones. Samantha Brick. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Susiesoo
    Susiesoo Member Posts: 358
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Gordon Brown. :x :x :x
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Martin Games-Hughes (I would not get bored slapping him). Bill Oddie. Julia Bradbury. Lady GaGa. Madonna (just put it all away, love). DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • rondetto
    rondetto Member Posts: 2,531
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais would get my slaps.
  • tkachev
    tkachev Member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I hate to say it but Princess Diana's simpering face does it for me. I know she is no longer with us but there is a lot of TV coverage about.

    Elizabeth x
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein
  • mike26
    mike26 Member Posts: 416
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    great idea 40years ago,
    maybe i could take up like a , slow quick slow slow slow with me walkie stick, then at the end do a double entrange (made that up ) :wink:
    think id prob slap myself wake me up ..mike26
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Jonathan Ross
  • Starburst
    Starburst Member Posts: 2,546
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    David Cameron - explanation not needed!
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    A big slap with a rotten fish across the face to Ricky Gervais,go compare singer, George Osborn, George Michael, IM SURE THERE IS MANY OTHERS.
    Joanne
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Sir Alex Ferguson. Terry Wogan. Mario Ballotelli (because of the car). Christine Bleakley. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,730
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I had no idea, when I started this thread, what a vicious crowd you were :lol: However, Alex Ferguson? Oh yes please. A mere slap is far too good for him. Anyone with a hand that's up to a punch?
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    NO way - that fun'd be over far too fast! A nice, firm hand (preferably holding a five-day-old-now-dried-fish) and a good fifteen minutes or so of fun could be had.

    David Cheap-as-Chips- Wossisname (mind's gone blank)

    Paul Daniels (is it only me who thinks he looks like Stewie from Family Guy?)

    Chris Moyles.
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Right, sad moo that I am I dug out this thread because I have some more candidates (who validate my sad moo qualification). It's those ladies who do that whole 'hair pat' thing whilst advertising some form of hair care product. Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! DD

    PS May I also include Nasser Hussein, Geoffrey Boycott and Ricky Gervais?
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I would happily slap anyone over the age of 20 using a skateboard. I've just witnessed three blokes (who were far north of that age) whizzing individually down the opposite pavement, completely unaware of just how sad they look / are. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Can we add parents pushing babies while dressed like mock-gangsters in low waisted jeans showing off their bums.....
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Can I add to DD's post about skateboarders and include over 40s on rollerblades ; we get a lot of these along the seafront here . They're usually half dressed and posing as they skid along the prom ; not a pretty site !
    Jillyb
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    We'll form a queue for that one, JillyB1. :wink:

    Litter louts. Can't stand 'em. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Sharon2960
    Sharon2960 Member Posts: 329
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    How about the modern mums who seem to think its more important to chat on their mobiles or listen to their iPods than it is to talk to their baby/toddler
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I saw a picture of Camilla (prince Charles's wife) I would really enjoy myself if I could slap her face a few (hundred) times

    she looks so much like a horse (sorry to the horses)
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Nicholas Witchell. 'Nuff said. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben