Christmas at the Chit-Chat hospital

joanlawson Member Posts: 10,319
edited 26. Dec 2012, 03:40 in Community Chit-chat archive
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

Nurse! I want to operate. Take this patient to the theatre.
Ooh! good! I love a nice pantomime at Christmas!

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!
Have you tried playing squash?

Father Christmas: Doctor, Doctor I feel so unfit
Doctor: You need to go to an elf farm

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.
Try lying on the edge of your'll soon drop off!

Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!
Doctor: Try this medicine...and if it doesn't work come back and bring me a new video camera.



Joan :D


  • tjt6768
    tjt6768 Member Posts: 12,170
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00

    Have a wonderful Christmas hun.

    n035.gifRa-1996 -2013 RIP...
    Cleo - 1996 to 2011. RIP
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 10,319
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You too, Tony :D I've just posted a message to you on LWA.
    Take care, and have a good Christmas.

    BIG HUGS ((((( ))))))
  • oneday
    oneday Member Posts: 1,650
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    happy xmas Joan
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,741
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Very Good Joan :D


    I needed that


    Toni xxx

    Toni xxx