'Priceless'

villier
villier Member Posts: 4,426
edited 11. Feb 2013, 13:27 in Community Chit-chat archive
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS--- (This was actually reported by a teacher)


After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how
they spent their holiday away from school.

One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
moved to Batemans Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses, and so
they don't have to mow the grass anymore!

They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags because
they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do them
very well.

There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats
on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and
go cruising in their golf carts!

Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every
night--- early birds.
Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones
who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I
will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren. :D
Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles

Comments

  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ah!!!

    How sweet :D

    Don't you just love kids???

    Thanks for that

    Love

    Toni xxx
  • jillyb1
    jillyb1 Member Posts: 1,725
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That is so good and as a semi retarded person myself , very accurate ! Jillyb
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jilly I can't wait to be properly retarded and my husband too :D

    kids :lol:
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Me and hubby are proper retarded.... :o:lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol:
    They 'go cruising in golf carts'??? Blimey! Thank God Mr SW has to walk :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • lululu
    lululu Member Posts: 486
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol:
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Out of the mouths of babes.

    So now I know what my problem is...........I'm Retarded!!!!! That must mean I can go around the supermarket singing at the top of my voice and everyone will understand.

    Bless them

    Numps x
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.

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