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stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
edited 9. Mar 2013, 07:50 in Community Chit-chat archive
My First DMARD by Meth O’Trexate

Stabbing for Beginners by Hugh Meara

Biologics by Auntie T.N.F

Relax Those Tense Muscles by Amy Triptylene

Cocos at Bedtime by Payn Dulles

Morpheus With Morphine by Serious Narc O’Tics

Mellow Yellow Lootime by Sulph A Salazine

NSAIDS Galore by Ann T Inflammatories

Pain Patches by Will Theystick

Just Call Me Plaquenil by Heidi Roxy Chloroquine

Where’s Your Male Hen? By A R Coxia

Yet More Meds by N Brel

Caring for Stomachs by Lance O Prazol and Ome Prazol

Alias Voltarol by Dick Le Fenac

It’s Raining Steroids by Whoopie Doo

I Quit Steroids by Fi Ling Lo


Over to you lot. I'm sure you can come up with more :D
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,463
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol:

    give me time :lol:
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    To Kill A Pain Or Two by Coco Damol
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    A Drug Too Far by RE Tuximab
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Who also wrote 'Blocked Drains'. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
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    An aemia where's you gone? By Fe Rrous Sulphate

    It's the best I can do, sorry!
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol: well done Sticky, this not very good brain fog this morning

    Too many flushes by my Anti inflamatory
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
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    Moon Face by Ora L Steroid DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • maria09
    maria09 Member Posts: 1,905
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Very good wish I could think of something :lol:
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    The Supplements by Vi Tamin and Cal Cium
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
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    Oh I love it.....but my brain is is mush at the min....well everyday come to that... :?
    Love
    Barbara
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    The Physio's Plan by Izzy Serious
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    The Hobble by Howard I Walk
  • Catie
    Catie Member Posts: 362
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    Some of these really made me smile and I loved the 'Physio's plan' - really clever :D
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Oramorph by Skye High
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Numpty, these are all absolute gems and far superior to mine. Please keep at it. I think you should be writing scripts for ISIHAC.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    When The Drugs Don't Work by AC Hing
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    Blood Pressure by Skye High

    The Support by Ivor Splint
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    A Sharp Scratch by Ada Jab
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    A Cure For Arthritis by Dr Eamon
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    :lol::lol::lol:
    Thanks again, Numpty. I love this. I'd no idea what I was starting and I need to get thinking again. :D
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
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    The Steroid Injection by Ben Down and Stan Still
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,715
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    The Blood Test by Justa Littlescratch

    Bathroom Aids by Ray Zdluseat

    Who Needs Fashion? by Sir J Icalshoes

    Wheelchairs for Beginners by Yule Neverwalkalone

    Getting your Arthritic Loved One Onto a Coach by Push and Shove
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • chrissiewissie
    chrissiewissie Member Posts: 75
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    Just nearly spat tea all over the monitor I was laughing so hard at this thread!! Thank you, you've made my day!!!
    Cxx
  • chrissiewissie
    chrissiewissie Member Posts: 75
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    Numptydumpty wrote:
    The Physio's Plan by Izzy Serious

    Favourite one on the list I think so far!! Wish I could think of one!

    Cxx
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