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villier
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street .
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street .
He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
Soon they were Heart Throbs.
It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles
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Marie I dont know were you get um from but they are brilliant...Love
Barbara0 -
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Hello Marie
thank you did you hae your smarties head on.
joantake care
joan xx0 -
Brilliant Marie - but perhaps I shouldn't have been reading it while sitting on my exercise ball....that was a real test of balance!0
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Great stuff, Marie. You are a wonderful asset on the forum. Thank you.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Awe thank you Sticky I just try and put back in what I get out, youself and many others are also assets to the forum xx
Joan I sure did have my smartie head on I was oot ma face on morphine at the time xxSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles0 -
Brilliant Villier, my coffee nearly ended up on the keyboard!!
Numps xNumps x
Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.0 -
Elna loves thisThe happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.
If you can lay down at night knowing in your heart that you made someone's day just a little bit better, you know you had a good day.0 -
Oh Marie, where do you find them?0
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So Marie
Did they end up like a couple of Soor Plums??.....I bet she wanted to Double Decker him!
Elainexx0 -
Well done Elaine xSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles0
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