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villier
villier Member Posts: 4,426
edited 10. Mar 2013, 15:07 in Community Chit-chat archive
Errrrm...........errrrm...........erm..............er.......?


Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Marie I dont know were you get um from but they are brilliant... :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • Catie
    Catie Member Posts: 362
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 9,183
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello Marie
    thank you did you hae your smarties head on.
    joan :D
    take care
    joan xx
  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Brilliant Marie - but perhaps I shouldn't have been reading it while sitting on my exercise ball....that was a real test of balance!
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Great stuff, Marie. You are a wonderful asset on the forum. Thank you.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Awe thank you Sticky I just try and put back in what I get out, youself and many others are also assets to the forum :wink: xx

    Joan I sure did have my smartie head on I was oot ma face on morphine at the time :lol: xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Brilliant Villier, my coffee nearly ended up on the keyboard!!

    Numps x
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • elnafinn
    elnafinn Member Posts: 7,412
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Elna loves this :D
    The happiest people don't have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.

    If you can lay down at night knowing in your heart that you made someone's day just a little bit better, you know you had a good day.
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: Oh Marie, where do you find them? :lol:
  • elainebadknee
    elainebadknee Bots Posts: 3,703
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    So Marie

    Did they end up like a couple of Soor Plums??.....I bet she wanted to Double Decker him!

    Elainexx
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: Well done Elaine x
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles

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