Learn chineses in 5 minutes

villier
villier Member Posts: 4,426
edited 15. Mar 2013, 13:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
You must read this aloud

Thats not right
Sumg Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive
Hu Yu Hi Ding

See you ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid man
Dum Fuk

Small horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled
for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleeaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great
Fa Kin Su Pa
Smile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles

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  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: Marie strikes again :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Behave Marie :lol::lol::lol:

    Love

    Toni xxx
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Chinese say Man who goes through airport sideways
    going to bangcock
    Colin
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • numptynora
    numptynora Member Posts: 782
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol::lol: :roll:


    Numps x
    Numps x
    Pets come into our lives, and then leave paw-prints on our hearts.
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I love it :lol::lol::lol: and the one Colin added...he's a naughty boy :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    and if he does Colin he won't be going to that other well known Thai destination(beginning with P) I imagine!
  • gilly1957
    gilly1957 Member Posts: 212
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Brilliant....gave me a good giggle :lol:

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