In An Ideal World
Numptydumpty
Member Posts: 6,417
Political / religious disagreements would be settled by world /religious leaders having a "Dance Off".
Jogging bottoms and slippers, would be a classy look.
(as would sticks, crutches and rollators etc, although we wouldn't need them, because there wouldn't be any arthritis, heart disease or cancer)
Crisps would be healthy.
Chocolate would be calorie free.
Wine would be one of your 5 a day. (I particularly like this one, and it is fruit based after all )
Ovens, windows, in fact, the whole house, would be self cleaning.
Irons would never have been invented.
Well that would be my ideal world, what would be yours?
Numpty
Jogging bottoms and slippers, would be a classy look.
(as would sticks, crutches and rollators etc, although we wouldn't need them, because there wouldn't be any arthritis, heart disease or cancer)
Crisps would be healthy.
Chocolate would be calorie free.
Wine would be one of your 5 a day. (I particularly like this one, and it is fruit based after all )
Ovens, windows, in fact, the whole house, would be self cleaning.
Irons would never have been invented.
Well that would be my ideal world, what would be yours?
Numpty
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Oh Numpty I wholehearted agree with all of those.Stay positive always👍xx0
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All of the above plus an obedient husband.Mig0
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Beer would cure headaches
Wine would cure bad stomachs
Whisky would cure cancer
Champagne would cure all forms of arthritis
Doughnuts would be super foods
Men would get pregnant
Work would be three hours a week maximum
Currency would be in smiles and good deedsHey little fighter, things will get brighter0 -
what a great thread well thought of
**** wouldn't be antisocial and bad for you (guess who still misse her **** years later :oops: )0 -
ALL food would be calorie free xxSmile a while and while you smile
smile another smile and soon there
will be miles and miles of smiles
just because you smiled I wish your
day is full of Smiles0 -
We all seem to be very fond of food and booze.frogmorton wrote:what a great thread well thought of
**** wouldn't be antisocial and bad for you (guess who still misse her **** years later :oops: )
Yes I still miss ****, 30 years on, :shock:0
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