In An Ideal World

Numptydumpty
Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
edited 29. Mar 2013, 18:40 in Community Chit-chat archive
Political / religious disagreements would be settled by world /religious leaders having a "Dance Off".

Jogging bottoms and slippers, would be a classy look.
(as would sticks, crutches and rollators etc, although we wouldn't need them, because there wouldn't be any arthritis, heart disease or cancer)

Crisps would be healthy.

Chocolate would be calorie free.

Wine would be one of your 5 a day. (I particularly like this one, and it is fruit based after all :wink: )

Ovens, windows, in fact, the whole house, would be self cleaning.

Irons would never have been invented.

Well that would be my ideal world, :D what would be yours?

Numpty

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  • Turbogran
    Turbogran Member Posts: 2,023
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Numpty I wholehearted agree with all of those. :lol:
    Stay positive always👍xx
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    All of the above plus an obedient husband.Mig
  • LignumVitae
    LignumVitae Member Posts: 1,972
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Beer would cure headaches
    Wine would cure bad stomachs
    Whisky would cure cancer
    Champagne would cure all forms of arthritis
    Doughnuts would be super foods
    Men would get pregnant
    Work would be three hours a week maximum
    Currency would be in smiles and good deeds
    Hey little fighter, things will get brighter
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,087
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    what a great thread well thought of

    **** wouldn't be antisocial and bad for you (guess who still misse her **** years later :oops: )
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ALL food would be calorie free :wink: xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: We all seem to be very fond of food and booze. :lol:
    frogmorton wrote:
    what a great thread well thought of

    **** wouldn't be antisocial and bad for you (guess who still misse her **** years later :oops: )

    Yes I still miss ****, 30 years on, :shock: :lol:

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