Gonna be a bear

villier · 24. May 2013, 10:38

In this life I'm a woman, in my next life
I'd like to come back as a bear, when you're
a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for six months. I could do that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When your a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while your sleeping
and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If your a bear your mate expects you to
wake up growling. He expects that you will
have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear! xx