Turbogran

Colin1
Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
edited 25. Jul 2013, 06:51 in Community Chit-chat archive
saw this joke and thought about your post.
Woman goes to doctors tells doctor husband is beating her
Doctor says how often
woman says every time he has a few pints he comes home and beats me
Doctor says go home next time hes comes home after drinking I want you to take a glass of water have a mouth full and swish it round your mouth, then swish some more and don't stop swishing till hes gone to bed
Next week she goes back DOCTOR !!! doctor it worked he hasent laid a finger on me, how does the water work doctor
Doctor says its not the water its you keeping your mouth busy
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE

Comments

  • Turbogran
    Turbogran Member Posts: 1,989
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Good one Colin however that is one thing that never happens cos if he ever beat me I would be gone. and he knows that. :)
    Take care
    Carol xx
  • Colin1
    Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    turbo you sound like a great couple and I never meant it in a bad way it was just a joke xx
    WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,094
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Colin you are naughty but we love ya....just shown it to hubby and he says he will try it......not that I beat him often.... :lol::lol:
    Love
    Barbara