Shake, rattle & roll

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 19. Aug 2013, 10:26 in Community Chit-chat archive
As we all need to keep exercising we are pleased to announce the new AC Dance classes. Roll up and enrol now. Specially selected dances for the more arthritically inclined include:

The Argentine Tangle
The Bunny Flop
The Can't Can't (My apologies to DD. I filched that wonderful dance from an earlier post of hers.)
The Slog (formerly Clog) Dance
The Discoco
The Flamencoco
The MaynotPole Dance
The Slowstep
The Wiggly Line Dance

The Twist will be referred to throughout as The Twist 'N Shout. Other dances will retain their former names as in:

Breakdancing
The Bump and Grind
The Shuffle

(Oxygen will be provided.)
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooh, count me in 'cos this sounds like fun. Can we have some judges to grade our efforts? I suggest Craig Revel-Horrorwood, Pain Goodman, Darcey HustleandBussel with Bruno Ow!lioni completing the line-up. I suggest that we have our inaugral hop on Sunday evening - that way we'll all have time to 'get ahead of the pain' and thus we'll enjoy it more. DD

    PS I excel in the Amercian Jerk. :wink:
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I will have to be on the door taking ticket money,I once went to line dance classes and was chucked out as I made the lines look untidy. Mig
  • Boomer13
    Boomer13 Member Posts: 1,931
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm in, sounds like fun !! So glad there will be oxygen provided.

    Can we add the:

    degenerative disco,
    total replacement hiphop,
    the synovial slide,
    wrist and ankle fusion
    rollator ballet
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What a great idea :D

    I could do with a bit of exercise :?

    (Poor mig - I think whoever said that was just jealous :? )

    Am busy getting ahead of the pain so to speak....

    and warming up
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    Toni xxx
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Frog, I think I love you. :oops: Well, to be more precise, I love your warming up emoticon, a good choice my lovely! DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sticky you nutter :lol: count me in though at this time of the morning all I can think of is The Soft Shoe Shuffle.
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 30,026
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    dreamdaisy wrote:
    Oh Frog, I think I love you. :oops: Well, to be more precise, I love your warming up emoticon, a good choice my lovely! DD

    DD...to know me is to love me.... :lol:

    The brain may frequently fail me, but the smilies rarely do.....

    think I've 'warmed up too much???
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  • dachshund
    dachshund Member Posts: 9,155
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello Sticky
    how about the wheelchair dash walking frame sprint.
    take care
    joan xx
    take care
    joan xx
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol: Well done, everyone for your contributions. For your information - and peace of mind - there will be extra oxygen next week. The sight of all of us lying on our backs doing the heavy breathing thing caused consternation among the judges as no-one could find a minus number.

    Joan, next week I promise you we'll lay on the Eightsome Wheel for you and Sue.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright

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