I wanna Strictly frock.
I am sitting here, blissfully happy watching some lovely telly, and have just seen Rachel Riley and Pasha Thingy doing a waltz. Her frock was stunning (apart from its colour) but the swirls? The flare? The flounce? OK, so I can't move fast enough to make it do all of those things but, seriously, I want one of those frocks. In a midnight blue. With some sparkles. DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben