Daisy's Songbook of Arthritis.

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dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 21. Oct 2014, 03:53 in Community Chit-chat archive
Whilst perusing the Sunday papers I came across an article concerning the music of North Korea, which listed eight of the most-commonly played anthems for the general populace to enjoy, everywhere they go and with everything they do.

These are my alternative titles.

1. I Love my Arthritis.

2. Raise Your Crutches to Wave.

3. We Shall Hold Hand-rails More Firmly.

4. My Body Full of Happiness.

5. The Joy of Bumper Meds Drawer Overflows Amidst the Song of Mechanical Joints.

6. Song of Pain Relief.

7. The World Envies Us.

8. I Also Raise Children.


There is one title which I have not altered - can you spot it? Yup, thought so! :wink: DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Love it DD..my song in a morning... is here we go again... sorry my brain isn't working has usual,not spotted the real title... :oops: unless it was num 8.. :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Clearly, the unadulterated one is 'I love My Arthritis'. Don't we all :lol:

    I've read the list several times now and each time I come to No 2 I find myself silently singing it to the tune of the old Eurovision song 'Kisses For Me'.

    All together now:

    'Crutches to Wave
    Raise all your crutches to wave.
    'Bye 'bye baby. 'Bye 'bye etc etc'.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You've done it now Sticky its going round in my head.

    I'll put a sling on you. Mig
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    No 5 Just for you, mig.

    Oh your THR's connected to your thigh bone
    Your thigh bone's connected to your TKR.
    Your TKR's connected to your leg bone.
    The Bumper Meds' Drawer Overflows
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    The unaltered title was number 7.

    Here are the deliciously awful real titles.

    I Love my Motherland

    Raise Your Weapons to Wave

    We Shall Hold Bayonets More Firmly

    My Country Full of Happiness

    The Joy of Bumper Harvest Overflows Amidst the Song of Mechanisation

    Song of Bean Paste (I want this one on my MP3 :wink:)

    I Also Raise Children
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    OK. The alternative list, just for you, DD :wink: :

    1. I Love my Beanpaste.

    2. Raise Your Beanpaste to Wave.

    3. We Shall Hold Beanpaste More Firmly.

    4. My Body Full of Beanpaste.

    5. The Joy of Bumper Beanpaste Overflows Amidst the Song of Yet More Beanpaste.

    6. Song of Beanpaste .

    7. The World Envies Us Our Beanpaste.

    8. I Also Raise Beanpaste.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
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