Official Speak

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 26. Oct 2014, 11:56 in Community Chit-chat archive
Mr SW is in the process of renewing his passport and therefore his passport photo. The instructions include:

“We recommend that, where possible, glasses should be removed.”


Could someone, please, give me an instance of where glasses cannot be removed :? :o
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Don`t you just love official speak!
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    stickywicket wrote:

    Could someone, please, give me an instance of where glasses cannot be removed :? :o

    When they are in my hand and full of wine :wink:

    Numpty
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: I love your lateral thinking :lol:

    Actually, the short-sighted one has answered his own question. He went to the High St photographer (Same price as the supermarket booth) after realising that, in attempting to fulfil all the requirements of positioning, his glasses would have been on and off more frequently than the proverbial drawers.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Numptydumpty wrote:
    stickywicket wrote:

    Could someone, please, give me an instance of where glasses cannot be removed :? :o

    When they are in my hand and full of wine :wink:

    Numpty


    I'm definitely with Numpty :lol: xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles

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