Layout & Punctuation

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 6. Dec 2014, 06:34 in Community Chit-chat archive
Really do matter.

Mr SW has just returned from the Post Office. While standing in the queue he burst out laughing as he read the notice on one of the 'checkout windows' :

DO NOT TOUCH

STAFF

OPERATION ONLY
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: Mig
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol:

    I trust he abided by the instruction?
  • Starburst
    Starburst Member Posts: 2,546
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Grammar: the difference between knowing your $*** and knowing you're $*** :D
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    theresak wrote:
    :lol::lol:

    I trust he abided by the instruction?

    I trust him implicitly but, if not, I doubt he'd tell me :lol:
    Starburst wrote:
    Grammar: the difference between knowing your $*** and knowing you're $*** :D

    I like that, Sophie :D
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • villier
    villier Member Posts: 4,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol: love it thanks Mr SW xx
    Smile a while and while you smile
    smile another smile and soon there
    will be miles and miles of smiles
    just because you smiled I wish your
    day is full of Smiles
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Punctuation is an important part of communication (likewise apostrophes) but predictive text is taking spelling and grammatical errors into a whole new world which humans don't recognise as wrong. I am defiantly worried about it. :wink: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    If I've spotted the deliberate mistake, does that affectively make me sub-human :wink:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ooooooh, Sticky, that's deliciously subtle. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :lol::lol::lol:

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