Chartering a plane

mig
mig Member Posts: 7,152
edited 9. Jun 2016, 07:18 in Community Chit-chat archive
Good idea on Stickys thread Aidan,everyone can go no passport or insurance needed ,we shall need a pilot (me me me) flight crew and trolly dollies ,now where to go apart from California to visit Stickys family . :cheers: Mig
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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Mig I would love to be a trolley dolly..throwing drinks over people..will we get a break in wherever we go..I can pack my bikini.. and if the passengers are not behaving I could sort them out.. n010.gif
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oooh, can I be in the cockpit with Mig? I'd like to do the announcements- may we go somewhere nice & sunny? I've no objections to California.
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well, I can do T and scones from the galley. As long as there is no turbulence and I don't have to wear TED stockings I will be fine. California is fine, been once and loved it to bits. 8) I will go pack. Will we need a Sat Nav :lol:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    T and scones :lol: have you ever been on one of our jaunts before ? G&T more like.No sat nav needed pass over Ireland and straight on well more or less. Mig
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I 'm definitely on board then - I love a G & T in the summer.

    :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Ignore the little man jumping s030.gif..he didnt pass the interview..wont be long now f133.gif just a few more passengers and we are off..Mig are you sure its over island.. :?
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Will there be a bar on board............... :?:
    (if not will organise one,real ale of course............. :D )
    Ron
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    mig wrote:
    T and scones :lol: have you ever been on one of our jaunts before ? G&T more like.No sat nav needed pass over Ireland and straight on well more or less. Mig

    Oh yes, a long time back when we went to see Trish. 5 times round the roundabout and third on the left. It was a long time ago. G and T is fine, even though I don't drink, I can make an exception if we are going across the pond. I will pack some duty free things, then I can go round with the trolley h017.gif

    I quite like the look of the inside, seems quite comfortable.

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    Must get on, duty free to load up. XX Aidan oh and there is definitely a bar on board.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    If there's a bar and Mig is the pilot do we have some secure means of separating the two, please?

    I'm not normally a nervous flyer but......
  • prefabkid47
    prefabkid47 Member Posts: 1,316
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    All looks plush and comfortable on board and there is a bar..... :D

    (can't see any handpumps on the bar,but will fix that before we leave...... :!: )

    Am now waiting,suitcase in hand.............. :)

    Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

    Ron
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,413
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

    Ron

    :shock: We'll end up with 27 pilots and no passengers.

    And half of us trying to work out why we looped the loop when we were only trying to pull a pint :?
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

    Ron

    :shock: We'll end up with 27 pilots and no passengers.

    And half of us trying to work out why we looped the loop when we were only trying to pull a pint :?
    :lol::lol: ...this flight is doomed..but we can have fun while it last..must say I love the first class seats..
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Some more passengers..I just fluttered my eye lashes and they followed.. e015.gif
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I am glad we stopped in Iceland to re fuel and tidy the plane after the loop the loop.

    Barbara, steady now, it's quite a scary flight at the moment, the captain has turned to jelly.

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  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cant see a dance floor,hope you have all packed for at least two nights and an emergency bag incase of accidents.Mods are you all joining us ? Mig
  • theresak
    theresak Member Posts: 1,998
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Only two nights? That doesn't give us long to let our hair down - we'll only just be warming up!
  • Numptydumpty
    Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just how much hair do you have Theresa?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :o
    I suppose I'd better be the drunkard who annoys everyone and gets thrown off, just give me a parachute, I'll be fine :wink:
    Numpty
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    2 nights Mig :shock: ...I have packed enough for 2 weeks :D what time is lift off...I have already checked in...
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Barbara, we have already been to Iceland. Did you get up skittled when we did a loop the loop?

    I am not sure which way we are heading now. :? :shock:

    Who is that waving?

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    I can see them on the radar.

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    We won't throw you off Numpty I don't think we have any parachutes
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We could only afford two days unless you want to fly in a rust bucket ,there is one parachute but it wants patching,the guy waving is a presidential hopeful with a comb over hair style.
    I must have napped past Iceland did we get much shopping ?Mig
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: Is it him, oh right. I will nip into the cockpit and type a different direction of travel.

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    I think I pressed the wrong keys, so am not sure where we are heading, but it looks cold down there c040.gifr067.gif

    I am assuming we are quite a way North. :roll: There is some duty free shopping in the hold Mig. g100.gif

    Where we will be by morning, I do not know................ :?

    I think we can leave the autopilot on and rest up, we each have a nice suite. The plane can be re fuelled mid air, so no worries about that. The beds look very comfy.

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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 28,490
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Count me in I want to be airport security!!


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    One of my kids loves watching Border Security and I got rather into it... :oops:

    Once everyone is loaded I'm coming too.

    Make sure there's coking sherry on board please - Mig doesn't like it


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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,280
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Aiden we have been to Iceland... :shock: :shock: I must have had one cocktail to many... :o oh no we need warmer climates..I had better lie down in that lovely bed wake me up if and when we land..hope Toni doesn't go through my luggage.....the bottles are medicinal ...honest....
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 28,490
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    barbara12 wrote:
    ..hope Toni doesn't go through my luggage.....the bottles are medicinal ...honest....


    Perfectly capable of turning a blind eye Barbara

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  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We are on our way back to the UK, to collect Toni and anyone else who the pilot forgot, no wonder he turned to jelly. Hang on, won't be long............................. :arrow: