Chartering a plane

mig

Good idea on Stickys thread Aidan,everyone can go no passport or insurance needed ,we shall need a pilot (me me me) flight crew and trolly dollies ,now where to go apart from California to visit Stickys family . :cheers: Mig

barbara12

Mig I would love to be a trolley dolly..throwing drinks over people..will we get a break in wherever we go..I can pack my bikini.. and if the passengers are not behaving I could sort them out..

theresak

Oooh, can I be in the cockpit with Mig? I'd like to do the announcements- may we go somewhere nice & sunny? I've no objections to California.

bubbles

Well, I can do T and scones from the galley. As long as there is no turbulence and I don't have to wear TED stockings I will be fine. California is fine, been once and loved it to bits. 8) I will go pack. Will we need a Sat Nav

mig

T and scones have you ever been on one of our jaunts before ? G&T more like.No sat nav needed pass over Ireland and straight on well more or less. Mig

theresak

I 'm definitely on board then - I love a G & T in the summer.

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

barbara12

Ignore the little man jumping ..he didnt pass the interview..wont be long now just a few more passengers and we are off..Mig are you sure its over island.. :?

prefabkid47

Will there be a bar on board............... :?:
(if not will organise one,real ale of course............. )
Ron

bubbles

mig wrote:

T and scones have you ever been on one of our jaunts before ? G&T more like.No sat nav needed pass over Ireland and straight on well more or less. Mig

Oh yes, a long time back when we went to see Trish. 5 times round the roundabout and third on the left. It was a long time ago. G and T is fine, even though I don't drink, I can make an exception if we are going across the pond. I will pack some duty free things, then I can go round with the trolley

I quite like the look of the inside, seems quite comfortable.



Must get on, duty free to load up. XX Aidan oh and there is definitely a bar on board.

stickywicket

If there's a bar and Mig is the pilot do we have some secure means of separating the two, please?

I'm not normally a nervous flyer but......

prefabkid47

All looks plush and comfortable on board and there is a bar.....

(can't see any handpumps on the bar,but will fix that before we leave...... :!: )

Am now waiting,suitcase in hand..............

Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

Ron

stickywicket

prefabkid47 wrote:

Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

Ron

:shock: We'll end up with 27 pilots and no passengers.

And half of us trying to work out why we looped the loop when we were only trying to pull a pint :?

barbara12

stickywicket wrote:

prefabkid47 wrote:

Oh dear sticky didn't you know the bar is situated in the cockpit........ :shock:

Ron

:shock: We'll end up with 27 pilots and no passengers.

And half of us trying to work out why we looped the loop when we were only trying to pull a pint :?

...this flight is doomed..but we can have fun while it last..must say I love the first class seats..

barbara12

Some more passengers..I just fluttered my eye lashes and they followed..

bubbles

I am glad we stopped in Iceland to re fuel and tidy the plane after the loop the loop.

Barbara, steady now, it's quite a scary flight at the moment, the captain has turned to jelly.

mig

Cant see a dance floor,hope you have all packed for at least two nights and an emergency bag incase of accidents.Mods are you all joining us ? Mig

theresak

Only two nights? That doesn't give us long to let our hair down - we'll only just be warming up!

Numptydumpty

Just how much hair do you have Theresa?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I suppose I'd better be the drunkard who annoys everyone and gets thrown off, just give me a parachute, I'll be fine
Numpty

barbara12

2 nights Mig :shock: ...I have packed enough for 2 weeks what time is lift off...I have already checked in...

bubbles

Barbara, we have already been to Iceland. Did you get up skittled when we did a loop the loop?

I am not sure which way we are heading now. :? :shock:

Who is that waving?



I can see them on the radar.



We won't throw you off Numpty I don't think we have any parachutes

mig

We could only afford two days unless you want to fly in a rust bucket ,there is one parachute but it wants patching,the guy waving is a presidential hopeful with a comb over hair style.
I must have napped past Iceland did we get much shopping ?Mig

bubbles

:shock: Is it him, oh right. I will nip into the cockpit and type a different direction of travel.



I think I pressed the wrong keys, so am not sure where we are heading, but it looks cold down there

I am assuming we are quite a way North. :roll: There is some duty free shopping in the hold Mig.

Where we will be by morning, I do not know................ :?

I think we can leave the autopilot on and rest up, we each have a nice suite. The plane can be re fuelled mid air, so no worries about that. The beds look very comfy.

frogmorton

Count me in I want to be airport security!!



One of my kids loves watching Border Security and I got rather into it... :oops:

Once everyone is loaded I'm coming too.

Make sure there's coking sherry on board please - Mig doesn't like it

barbara12

Aiden we have been to Iceland... :shock: :shock: I must have had one cocktail to many... oh no we need warmer climates..I had better lie down in that lovely bed wake me up if and when we land..hope Toni doesn't go through my luggage.....the bottles are medicinal ...honest....

frogmorton

barbara12 wrote:

..hope Toni doesn't go through my luggage.....the bottles are medicinal ...honest....

Perfectly capable of turning a blind eye Barbara

bubbles

We are on our way back to the UK, to collect Toni and anyone else who the pilot forgot, no wonder he turned to jelly. Hang on, won't be long............................. :arrow: