Finally - a fun chain letter
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stickywicket
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I unearthed this yesterday while sorting and packing.
Is your man boring and annoying? Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 5,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman did and got her own s-- of a b---- back.
(With apologies to the – on-the-whole - lovely Mr SW and all your own great blokes.)
Is your man boring and annoying? Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 5,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman did and got her own s-- of a b---- back.
(With apologies to the – on-the-whole - lovely Mr SW and all your own great blokes.)
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
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Love it, the fact you have held onto it for a while is worrying, for Mr SW's sake I hope it is safely disposed of....
Or does posting it on here count?He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
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