Early morning conversation in bed.
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stickywicket
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Him: “Are you OK?”
Me: (A tad surprised at the sudden solicitude) “Yes. Why?”
Him: “I dreamed you couldn't walk.....and I had to carry you everywhere.....over my shoulder....”
Me: (snorting at the idea) “I guess this is the my-wife-is-a-burden dream?”
Him: “....and you were wearing your nightie.....and your bottom was showing....and you weren't best pleased.”
Oh the ingratitude of these people with arthritis
Me: (A tad surprised at the sudden solicitude) “Yes. Why?”
Him: “I dreamed you couldn't walk.....and I had to carry you everywhere.....over my shoulder....”
Me: (snorting at the idea) “I guess this is the my-wife-is-a-burden dream?”
Him: “....and you were wearing your nightie.....and your bottom was showing....and you weren't best pleased.”
Oh the ingratitude of these people with arthritis

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At least he didn't drop you!!0 -
oh I love it...did he have to had the last bit in..
...bless him...
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Had to smile at this it sounds like my wife! The last ignomony eh?0
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