There was a spider.

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dreamdaisy
dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
edited 21. Oct 2016, 13:28 in Community Chit-chat archive
I'm sure you've all experienced this, you stroll into your bathroom to find a many-legged, hairy-chested-medallion-wearing arachnid crawling around, weakly groping and feebly sliding down as it tries to escape the slippery confines of the bath. I discovered mine on Friday morning, just before we left for a long weekend elsewhere, so I ran the cold tap to leave IT some water, because Mr DD was tapping his watch, bless. :wink:

We returned yesterday and no spider. How? Why?

DD
Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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  • Megrose2
    Megrose2 Member Posts: 331
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    I don't know how or why they disappear, DD. If we don't have time to take the spider out of the bath, using a piece of card and a glass, then we put a towel over the edge so he/she has something to climb up in order to get out.

    However, there's always the risk with this method that you might find yourself drying your face on a spider!

    Meg
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,713
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    It drowned in the water and was eaten by the frog :mrgreen:
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  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 29,426
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    stickywicket wrote:
    It drowned in the water and was eaten by the frog :mrgreen:


    I did NOT eat it!!

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    the cheek of some people......
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    At least you tried DD... :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You left the tap dripping, the water rose and the spider floated high enough to escape, the plug leaked and drained all the water away.

    Meanwhile the spider ran into the bedroom............

    :cheers:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,154
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    ....on those thin legs body held high it ran under the ....
  • GraceB
    GraceB Member Posts: 1,595
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    ... floorboards into the bedroom where, to it's astonishment, it saw DD ...
    Turn a negative into a positive!
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,466
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    In a picture on the wall, feeling safe it scooted to.......
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    You horrors. :lol: This is a spidery house, they are what I call harvest spiders, a little dot for a body and very long, thin legs. They all cleared off when the interior was painted but they are literally creeping back . . . . yuk. I don't do spiders, end of. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • GraceB
    GraceB Member Posts: 1,595
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
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    Sorry - speaking for myself, I couldn't resist. :lol: Now we'll never find out where Sid the Spider would have gone to in shock with what he saw DD getting up to in the picture!
    Turn a negative into a positive!
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