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stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 6. Jan 2017, 17:30 in Community Chit-chat archive
1. Turned on cold tap.

2. Took cap off toothpaste and placed it safely on the side.

3. Held tube of toothpaste under tap.

4. Realised something was missing :roll:
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

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  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Think you can be let off..it is January...mine at the min. just one of many... is leaving my keys on the outside of the door.. :shock:
    Love
    Barbara
  • TheLordFlasheart
    TheLordFlasheart Member Posts: 302
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Im always going into another room and forgetting why I went there in the first place.
    "Stoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I nearly poured milk into my kettle thing the other day and realised just in time.
    He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
    Julian of Norwich
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cracking an egg into the veg bin and putting the shell into the mixing jug. Did that this morning. Twice. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: Ouch! That's serious. I hope you had more eggs.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ... Other calcium supplements are available...

    I managed to make myself a very weak fruit tea the other day by dropping the tea bag in the compost bin before it had met the hot water in the mug....
  • TheLordFlasheart
    TheLordFlasheart Member Posts: 302
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Took vinegar out of the cupboard, and nearly put it back in the fridge :?
    "Stoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,471
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Going to the fridge and getting halfway without a clue as to why you're going.............


    Must be the cold weather slowing our brains?

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