The Easter Arthritic Funfair

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
edited 21. Apr 2017, 14:49 in Community Chit-chat archive
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up, all you arthritic Cinderellas. You, too, shall go to the fair. Here's a selection of our rides designed just for you.

The Dodgyems
The Big Wheelchair
The Rollator Coaster
The Bouncy Crutches
The Not Much Funhouse
The Inflatable Slide into Disability
The Tea Cups and Meds
The Hook a TKR
The Shooting Up Meth and Humira Gallery

Just a selection of the many delights on offer. Please feel free to add more :D
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright

Comments

  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Great list
    He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
    Julian of Norwich
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    You missed out the Hip Hop Dance later on! and the late night film show for adults, 'The Last Tango in Paris, ever........' and Fifty Shades of Pills.



    :bee:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Oooh, Airwave, I love the last one :lol:
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
    Steven Wright
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    The merry not-go round.
    The merry-meds-go-round.
    The co-co-tabs shy.
    The hel- :wink: -ter skelter.

    DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben

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