It's only a bath mat!
stickywicket
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It's a nice one. Thick, soft, chenille, anti-slip, microfibre.
But does it really warrant the enclosed words?
'Standing on the carpet
you will feel soft and comfortable
It brings the body relax
as well as a beautiful little happiness.'
:? :?
Made in China. Of course.
But does it really warrant the enclosed words?
'Standing on the carpet
you will feel soft and comfortable
It brings the body relax
as well as a beautiful little happiness.'
:? :?
Made in China. Of course.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright
Steven Wright
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Am I right in thinking that the Chinese culture is rich with emphasising the better qualities of things and what they can bring to one? Yes, it is only a bathmat but if it can give you a 'beautiful little happiness' then more power to its elbow! DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Oh I want one of those. Where do you get them from?Christine0
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I want one too :shock:
Now!!!
It is a need not a want honestly....0 -
From things I have read on writing product descriptions it is "reccommended" that you emphasis key features and use descriptive language to make your prospective customer feel they need your item over other similar ones.
I, needless to say struggle with this.He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
Julian of Norwich0 -
I'm sure that's true, Slosh, but not in this case as it was written on a card which was only visible once the bag was opened.
I'm rather warming to it :roll:If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
They've caught the hyperberlees bug from Trump, its a bloomin bathmat for heavens sake! Go down to Ikea theres thousands of them.0
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What with the magic bathmat and a tube of the cream which enables you to jump, crawl, run and catch rabbits, we are sorted.XX Aidan (still known as Bubbles).0
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We got some new bathmats,memory foam,oh said who stood on the mats they're wet :!:0
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I've just bought a case for my mobile phone from China. This has a card in which says:
It is a pleasure to meet you, thank you for shopping at our store. We look forward to assisting you in the further. Best regards.
And, on the back:
Please kindly rated the product. If any question, please contact us freely.
I can't help but smile. At least they're trying. And their English is much better than my Chinese
(And I still love the bath mat.)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Sticky, as you say they are trying. And it made you smile as well - happy days! Good news re the bath mat as well.
GraceBTurn a negative into a positive!0 -
OMG, this is getting as bad as my house, oh now has led lights around the kitchen that change colour and flash whenever you press a button!
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It must be Christmas every day in the Airwave householdIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
I like the idea of lights in the kitchen. Mood lighting to suit every conceivable mood! Great!
GraceBTurn a negative into a positive!0 -
Had to let you all know I brought a new set of hooks through a****n and didn't read where they were coming from which turned out to be China the little label said " now you are a hooker ,hope have many hooking hour"0
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:shock:
Priceless!
Some of us have long suspected it, migIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Steven Wright0 -
Airwave, I never new you were like that!He did not say you will not be storm tossed, you will not be sore distressed, you will not be work weary. He said you will not be overcome.
Julian of Norwich0 -
Oh Mig, that's a gem! DDHave you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben0
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Oh dear...yes, madam loves cheap tacky plastic lights, she would have them covering the house if she could reach! Just watch what happens come xmas!!
Helllppppp!
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