It's only a bath mat!

stickywicket
stickywicket Member Posts: 27,297
edited 24. Jun 2018, 11:42 in Community Chit-chat archive
It's a nice one. Thick, soft, chenille, anti-slip, microfibre.

But does it really warrant the enclosed words?

'Standing on the carpet
you will feel soft and comfortable
It brings the body relax
as well as a beautiful little happiness.'

:? :o :?

Made in China. Of course.

Comments

  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Am I right in thinking that the Chinese culture is rich with emphasising the better qualities of things and what they can bring to one? Yes, it is only a bathmat but if it can give you a 'beautiful little happiness' then more power to its elbow! DD
  • applerose
    applerose Member Posts: 3,621
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh I want one of those. Where do you get them from? :lol:
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 28,315
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I want one too :shock:

    Now!!!

    It is a need not a want honestly....
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    From things I have read on writing product descriptions it is "reccommended" that you emphasis key features and use descriptive language to make your prospective customer feel they need your item over other similar ones.
    I, needless to say struggle with this.
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,297
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm sure that's true, Slosh, but not in this case as it was written on a card which was only visible once the bag was opened.

    I'm rather warming to it :roll:
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,431
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    They've caught the hyperberlees bug from Trump, its a bloomin bathmat for heavens sake! Go down to Ikea theres thousands of them.
  • bubbles
    bubbles Member Posts: 6,508
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What with the magic bathmat and a tube of the cream which enables you to jump, crawl, run and catch rabbits, we are sorted. :lol::lol:
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    We got some new bathmats,memory foam,oh said who stood on the mats they're wet :!:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,297
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I've just bought a case for my mobile phone from China. This has a card in which says:

    It is a pleasure to meet you, thank you for shopping at our store. We look forward to assisting you in the further. Best regards.

    And, on the back:

    Please kindly rated the product. If any question, please contact us freely.

    I can't help but smile. At least they're trying. And their English is much better than my Chinese :wink:

    (And I still love the bath mat.)
  • GraceB
    GraceB Member Posts: 1,595
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Sticky, as you say they are trying. And it made you smile as well - happy days! :lol: Good news re the bath mat as well.

    GraceB
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,431
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    OMG, this is getting as bad as my house, oh now has led lights around the kitchen that change colour and flash whenever you press a button!


    :animal_busy:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,297
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :o It must be Christmas every day in the Airwave household :D
  • GraceB
    GraceB Member Posts: 1,595
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I like the idea of lights in the kitchen. Mood lighting to suit every conceivable mood! Great! :lol:

    GraceB
  • mig
    mig Member Posts: 7,152
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Had to let you all know I brought a new set of hooks through a****n and didn't read where they were coming from which turned out to be China the little label said " now you are a hooker ,hope have many hooking hour" :o:lol:
  • stickywicket
    stickywicket Member Posts: 27,297
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    :shock: :lol:

    Priceless!

    Some of us have long suspected it, mig :wink:
  • Slosh
    Slosh Member Posts: 3,194
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Airwave, I never new you were like that! :lol:
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Mig, that's a gem! :lol::lol::lol: DD
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,431
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh dear...yes, madam loves cheap tacky plastic lights, she would have them covering the house if she could reach! Just watch what happens come xmas!!

    Helllppppp!

    :animal_busy:
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