Don't miss this unrepeatable offer available only to AC forum members.
Buy my RA and get my OA chucked in free. For this, in addition to a shedload of useless joints, you get:
*two TKRs and two THRs
*no fewer than SEVEN (soon to be eight) impressive scars. (Who needs tattoos?)
*free meds and surgery for life
*free shoes and podiatry for life
And, what, I hear you ask, will it cost?
I am prepared to trade in my magnificent, unique specimen of a body for just one half-working model. Get it while you can. PLEASE
“There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken