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stickywicketstickywicket Posts: 26,001 ✭✭✭
edited 30. Nov 2017, 16:17 in Living with Arthritis archive
Don't miss this unrepeatable offer available only to AC forum members.

Buy my RA and get my OA chucked in free. For this, in addition to a shedload of useless joints, you get:

*two TKRs and two THRs

*no fewer than SEVEN (soon to be eight) impressive scars. (Who needs tattoos?)

*free meds and surgery for life

*free shoes and podiatry for life

And, what, I hear you ask, will it cost?

I am prepared to trade in my magnificent, unique specimen of a body for just one half-working model. Get it while you can. PLEASE :D
“There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken


  • GraceBGraceB Posts: 1,598
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I would swap Sticky, but I don't think you want all my knackered joints as you wouldn't be much better off!

    At least you've retained your sense of humour which is nice to see!

    Turn a negative into a positive!
  • dreamdaisydreamdaisy Posts: 31,567 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That's a cracking offer but I am quite happy with what I already have. :D Did I just type that? :? Ye gods. :roll: DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • TheLordFlasheartTheLordFlasheart Posts: 346
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    That is quite an offer, but I'll stick to just the one joint (knee) for now.

    "Stoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
  • barbara12barbara12 Posts: 20,947 ✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Only you SW.. :lol: .think I might go for the TV I saw on offer ...hope you are getting there..x
  • migmig Posts: 7,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I don't fall for those offers they aren't kosher.

    nice one Sticky.
  • dibdabdibdab Posts: 1,498
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thanks, but I'll stick with the nonsense I have......sometimes better the devil you know!!!! :oops:

    Hope you continue to gain strength and feel more like yourself.

    Deb xxx
  • lindalegslindalegs Posts: 5,401 ✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'll have 'em all Sticky .....we might make 1 good one between us :D

    Love, Legs x
    'Make a life out of what you have, not what you're missing'
  • stickywicketstickywicket Posts: 26,001 ✭✭✭
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well done, Legs! I like an optimist :D (Do you really believe that?) The rest of you are very unadventurous, preferring the devil you know. I think mig has it best :wink:
    “There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.” H.L. Mencken
  • Dragonfly17Dragonfly17 Posts: 47
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Thought about it, but it's not an offer I wish to take up at this time - realised I am not so bad after all. You could go to auction and see what takers you get :D
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