House Rules

Airwave!
Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
edited 30. Mar 2018, 08:40 in Community Chit-chat archive
Madam has her rather large box of Mothering Sunday chocolates open, the unwritten rules for engagement state that:
1. Wait to be offered.
2. Don't pick the favourites.
3. Don't pick the same one every time.
4. Don't take your time choosing.
5. No opening the second layer until the first is finished.
6. No refusals, otherwise swmbo would have to eat the non-favourites as well.
7. Rules can be added at swmbo's discretion and without notice.
8. Any rules I don't know about should be known about.

All this over some chocolates.........!

Comments

  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    If you request a similar box for Fathers' Day then you can engage House Rules too. Alternatively leave her to her box and get some for yourself, then no need to worry about transgressions, accidental or otherwise!
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,520
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    House rules here are simple: I have my box, you have your box. Simples. Mind you, I apply Mrs A's rules to my box in the interests of self-discipline. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • Airwave!
    Airwave! Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Ah haaaa, you mean I should buy a bottle of whisky and offer her a dram knowing she would refuse it?

    😂😂

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