Re:a job for life!

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mellman01
mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
edited 6. Oct 2010, 06:32 in Community Chit-chat archive
Dear old Ken "heart attack" Clarke has just showed us the way forward at the Tory party conference today, if you want free bed and board health care, with secure accommodation no bills to pay and access to any job you like"well within reason" and also get a formal qualification and pay at the level of the minimum wage or better then just rob a bank and get caught!, it's as simple as that!!.
The prison service will be glad to help you out, no more worry about gas or electric bills or being ignored or abused at the benifits office, and you need never again worry are local pikies stealing your lead flashing in the dead of night or trick or treat thugs setting light to your front door!, nope to get ahead go out and rob, it's the path to a better stress free all expenses paid life!.

Oh one last thing, next time he's on try this out, turn your TV down just a bit, now does he sound a little like Morph from take hart or is it just me?? :lol:

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  • oneday
    oneday Non-active member Posts: 1,434
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    what a superb heading!
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    You are better off in nick than you are in a Rest Home :shock:


    Bloody right matey, just look how this reverse logic universe works, crims are victims and victims are potential crims and anyone with a legal car and job are fair game for speed trapping and a host of other tax raising fines while those that predate on the innocent get 5 star treatment and a nice warm cell, and the best bit if your a terrorist from overseas and get caught trying to commit mass murder here you don't have to worry about deportation as you can use the human rights act to stay here on benefits with all your mate, sort of like new age thinking 5th columnist, and the really funny thing is all the soldiers that are meant to be looking for you are all overseas fighting your long lost cousins so you don't have to worry about them how mad is that!!?, thank god we had logic during WW2 or we would have had it within the first year.
  • trisher
    trisher Non-active member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    Mell

    If I do a bank robbery, and get millions I don't think I want to get caught. If I got life for doing it when would I spend any of it inside?

    Think I will go in with a banana as a gun and wear something over my head

    Trish
  • valval
    valval Non-active member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    trisher wrote:
    Mell

    If I do a bank robbery, and get millions I don't think I want to get caught. If I got life for doing it when would I spend any of it inside?

    Think I will go in with a banana as a gun and wear something over my head

    Trish

    how about this
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    will never know it you
    val
  • mellman01
    mellman01 Member Posts: 5,306
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    rehab44 wrote:
    You in a bad mood? :D


    right lets see, OA buggered neck flu job on the rocks, oh and our boiler has gone Pete so yep I guess I am!, mind me farmers are fine right now!!!! :oops:
  • tkachev
    tkachev Non-active member Posts: 8,332
    edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00
    mellman01 wrote:
    Dear old Ken "heart attack" Clarke has just showed us the way forward at the Tory party conference today, if you want free bed and board health care, with secure accommodation no bills to pay and access to any job you like"well within reason" and also get a formal qualification and pay at the level of the minimum wage or better then just rob a bank and get caught!, it's as simple as that!!.
    The prison service will be glad to help you out, no more worry about gas or electric bills or being ignored or abused at the benifits office, and you need never again worry are local pikies stealing your lead flashing in the dead of night or trick or treat thugs setting light to your front door!, nope to get ahead go out and rob, it's the path to a better stress free all expenses paid life!.

    Oh one last thing, next time he's on try this out, turn your TV down just a bit, now does he sound a little like Morph from take hart or is it just me?? :lol:


    His voice is very irritating and so are the things he says.
    So Mell I have heard members of HMPS say they commit crime cos they cant handle the awful world outside. I think you may be onto something here....

    Elizabeth
    Never be bullied into silence.
    Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
    Accept no ones definition of your life

    Define yourself........

    Harvey Fierstein

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