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.....when kids call you mister.........''Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy''. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)0
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when teachers and police look like school kidsval0
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.......Your GP looks like he's just done his GCSE's. Mine does, bless 'im!No-one was injured in the making of this signature, however, quite a few electrons may have been inconvenienced.0
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
When you lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.0 -
joanlawson wrote:It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
You lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.
Hahahahaha all gooduns!No-one was injured in the making of this signature, however, quite a few electrons may have been inconvenienced.0
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