You know you're getting old when ...

Stu69

delboy wrote:

You sink you teeth into a steak and they stay there.

All good, but the last one made I chuckle aloud. *looks to see if anyone noticed* :oops:

prefabkid47

.....when kids call you mister.........

valval

when teachers and police look like school kids

Stu69

.......Your GP looks like he's just done his GCSE's. Mine does, bless 'im!

joanlawson

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

When you lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.

Stu69

joanlawson wrote:

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

When you get really annoyed by txt spk cos it is mint innit and hv alwys lvd it, wkd

You just can't stand people who are intolerant.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

You lean against something while putting your pants on just to make sure you don't topple over.

Hahahahaha all gooduns!