Three word story

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  14. Jul 2012, 15:03 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  as he wasn't
  
  
  
  N.B. Anyone can join in. This isn't a private conversation between Numpty & me

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  14. Jul 2012, 15:13 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  insured, so he

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  14. Jul 2012, 17:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  retreated into himself

  If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  14. Jul 2012, 17:24 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  and thrust forth

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  14. Jul 2012, 17:42 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  his pink parasol

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  14. Jul 2012, 17:52 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  inserting it deeply

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  14. Jul 2012, 18:16 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  into a passing

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  14. Jul 2012, 18:23 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  slug, which turned

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 05:20 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  into a lobster

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  Colin1 Member Posts: 1,769

  15. Jul 2012, 05:40 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  i dont believe

  WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 05:43 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  it" screamed Sebastian

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 05:47 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  (alias Victor Meldrew)

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 05:51 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  as the lobster

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 07:12 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  curtsied to him

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 07:26 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  "I'm in love!"

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 07:28 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  she cried and

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 07:31 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  and wrapped her

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 07:32 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  (sorry I'll do that again.)
  
  wrapped her pinchers

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 07:47 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  tightly round every

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 07:55 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  little protuberance she

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 08:17 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  could find. Sebastian

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 08:20 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  sighed amorously, before

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 08:21 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  planting a kiss

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  Numptydumpty Member Posts: 6,417

  15. Jul 2012, 08:27 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  (no tongues) on

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  stickywicket Member Posts: 27,764

  15. Jul 2012, 08:45 edited 30. Nov -0001, 00:00

  her nearest claw

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  Steven Wright

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