Three word story
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chomping the ginger,If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and gulping down0
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the other ingredientsIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and jumping up0
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and down likeIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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a slightly demented0
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orangutan in aIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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pogoing competition, when0
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suddenly the fermentationIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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began, brown fluid0
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oozed out ofIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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his tight hairy0
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ears and nostrilsIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Which run all the way down to
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his socks, making0
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his shoes wetIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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he squelched over0
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To the barWHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE0
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and ordered a0
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Pimms with cucumber0
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with strawberries and0
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lemonade. Then he0
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emptied his shoesIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which smelt cheesy0
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he ordered crackers0
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