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his large baggy0
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purple with holes0
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sack, he ventured0
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forward until he0
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reached Antarctica andIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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slipping on eskimo0
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pooh, he stumbled0
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Cracking his conkers0
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and horrifically bending0
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His hidden cucumber0
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making it spurt0
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it stained him0
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All around his0
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navel, making his0
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Left leg Green0
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the right one0
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like normal grubby0
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and slightly withered0
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And vile smelling0
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so he divedIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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off a glacier0
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With everything falling0
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from his paper-bag0
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including the chainsawIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and ice-cubes he0
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