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the wrong size
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of knicker elasticIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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which had perished0
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in the wash0
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the knickers slid0
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skyward, WEDGIE! cried.........0
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Sebastion rolling around0
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trying to extricate0
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the elastic caught0
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his new diamond.........0
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ring, worn through0
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His Nose and0
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usually coated with0
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green snotty bogies.0
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but not today0
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they're dry hard0
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and taste scrumptiousIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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with some vinegar0
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Sebastian licked his0
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nose, hungrily andIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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chewed a particularly0
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large and juicyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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bogey until his0
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stomach rebelled against0
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this unusual dietIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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