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was missing, so0
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he tried sticking
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his ear inIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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his mouth, success!0
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It tasted delicious.If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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so he swallowed0
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The Ear Wax .0
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first and thenIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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washed it down0
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with soapy waterIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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and salt. Suddenly!0
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his stomach rebelled0
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rolling and rumbling0
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round and round0
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the mulberry bushIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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under the spreading0
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waistline from hellIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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until finally, he0
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sprouted purple shootsIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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Out of his0
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every orifice includingIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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his most intimate0
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areas such asIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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that bit beneath0
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his incredibly smellyIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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