Cheesy jokes

Starburst
Starburst Member Posts: 2,546
edited 19. Sep 2014, 14:44 in Community Chit-chat archive
Actual cheesy jokes please and go..............

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  • Starburst
    Starburst Member Posts: 2,546
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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    Nacho Cheese!
  • dreamdaisy
    dreamdaisy Member Posts: 31,557
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I saw a birthday card which featured two chunks of cheddar. One was presented neatly, nicely squared off, a neatly drawn face and labelled 'Mature Cheddar'. The other was a crumbly mess sticking out its tongue and labelled 'Immature Cheddar'. DD
    Have you got the despatches? No, I always walk like this. Eddie Braben
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,135
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    very gouda..sorry all I come could up with.. :oops: :lol:
    Love
    Barbara
  • daffy2
    daffy2 Member Posts: 1,636
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Have you ever met that gorgon Zola - language is a bit ripe I hear, fair turns the air blue.
  • toady
    toady Member Posts: 981
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    What tv detective show do cheese fans enjoy?





    The Roquefort Files :mrgreen:
  • Starburst
    Starburst Member Posts: 2,546
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Proceed caerphilly with any overly cheesy jokes. :wink: