Val's Cafe

☕️ 3.30am OW pills, cream

Good morning everyone

Toady (()) I hope your boiler man comes today. I did the stylus’s for Garrards record players. I was paid £7 a week I did 4000 an hour. Have a good day.

Toni (()) have a good day. How is sleek now. Sorry about your Aunt’s having so many problems. All the best at the food bank.

Jojo (()) sorry you have so much pain have a good day

Reshmi (()) (()) have a good day love to your mum (())

Stuart (()) sorry you have so much pain love to your mum (()) have a good day

Skinny Keef (()) have a good day love to Loanda (()) and Sucr’e (())

hi Toni

How are you?

Mums ok 👍
I didn’t go to group, because dad is still in the cold night overnight

So I didn’t sleep properly as was feeling hot

And fell asleep in the cold room for a long time earlier his morning

Also my stomach was a bit unsettled
so there’s no point in going to the town centre

Yes BB has started shouting at full volume

That’s true, LA puts him in his place

Ok bye for now Toni tc xx

Ps toady after going to the HDs lol xx

hi all.
been away to the IOW for a week. Got back at the weekend. Went on the Beemer. Met my family who were already there. Had a wonderful time. Got lots of riding in but unfortunately had a wet ride home same as last year but better weather whilst we were there. Hotel has new owners, and is a bit hit and miss now.

Hi Toni, we are waiting to find out about if there is a ceremony. I hope so. Would LOVE to see her in robes and a mortar board hat. She deserves pampering and I have found her a new motorcycle as a graduation present. Not that I can afford it atm but that has never stopped me before. I know she was upset when I gave up motorcycling before I came to my senses and her bike got sold along with mine. Sucré will soon be riding pillion on my bike so timing is perfect.

Sorry everyone

Bit of an ookey day here by all accounts

Felt very weak with the stomach issues

Didn’t do very much or eat very much really

LA didn’t give his teacher the thank you card that his mummy bought for him as he said, “ boys don’t give cards”

Well I never knew that 😂

Cheeky little LA there haha

👋night toady Toni Joan Jojo SK and S knee tc xx

Ps a strategy for toady to annoy her phantom neighbours - “Vengeance is mine, said the feline” haha xx

4.30am ☕️🥐 pills

Hi frogmorton I've been naughty this time I must admit I haven't even started to pack yet I'm hoping to start today or tomorrow but I will definitely get it done soon I hope you are well and I hope you have a great day.

Good morning everyone

Toady (()) have a good day I hope the boiler man comes on Friday. Pepper had a bath yesterday all the time he was being washed he does a little noise he was in the van outside I was in the kitchen doing my dinner I was laughing at him.

Toni (()) have a good day the sun is here. I phoned the paper again they don’t know when the freezers will be fixed. How is Lucy (())

Jojo (()) have a good day I hope your pain has calmed down

Reshmi (()) how are you have a good day love to your mum (())

Stuart (()) how is your pain have a good day love to your mum (())

Skinny Keef (()) I bet Loanda (()) will love her bike I hope she will have a gown she deserves one love to Sucr’e (()) have a good day

Hi all

CH man will be here bright & early tomorrow 😣 no I very much doubt he's wrong in his diagnosis frog, I will be getting 'the talk' I'm sure, the would you like an expensive & possibly shortlived fix or would you like a new boiler? one. Well neither, I'd rather do my head in sand act, don't look at me for realistic and sensible, mate. Miss Havisham all the way 😂 minus the sp**ders please I didn't care for those whilst doing the book for O level needless to say. Lovely to see Sleek & Elfie, didn't have to offer him the biscuit tin twice 😉 apparently all the burgers & snacks & fudge only 'took the edge off' 😄. Glad the trip was ok but very sorry to hear your relatives have health troubles 😔. Hope your day has been ok quite a good forecast here not that I'll see the benefit of it, tomorrow is the best day of the week 🙄. Omg no your neighbour plays the guitar outside??! well there really is always someone worse off than yourself 😱. Take care all 😘 xx

Hello Joan, yes boilerman should be here thanks but I'm not going to be turning handsprings to see him if he is not bringing good news 😬 we'll see. That's funny about Pepper and his bath 😂 how does the van manage for water if it is a travelling thing? I expect Pepper is lovely afterwards 😊. Gosh 4000 styluses an hour for Garrard's that's less than a second each, goodness gracious. I'd love a turntable I would like several if I had the room but the one I have already doesn't have a proper place so I can't really bring any in 😳. Have a good afternoon take care 😘 xx

Hi bosh, sorry if like the boiler I am not firing on all cylinders 😬 hope your day is not too bad sorry you've had an ookey time gastrically 😔. Good luck with whatever is happening tomorrow & any plans including weekend etc. Will pick up where I last left chat and catch up properly the other side of whatever I am in for with the midnight maintenance man, well midnight may be poetic licence but it may as well be, we are probably talking early morning which is much the same thing for late-rising toads who like to lie around toad towers in their silk dressing gowns (some hopes! 😄). Take care 👋 :) xx

How is the packing Jojo I don't enjoy it at all, hope you find the time & hope your last day is going alright as a run up to your break 🤞 all the best for it 😊 xx

Glad you've been out & about SK 👍️ and got to meet up with family, glad you got pretty decent weather overall too give or take 😊 xx

Hope your day is not too bad Stuart dare I ask about your mum's pills, have the right people been talking to each other? 😬 xx

First of many many cups of tea ☕️ no idea if/when/how long water will be off here so may as well make the most of it!

Had a really bad night at work my foot is so swollen I had to hobble home I've put my foot In a cool bowl of water.

hi Toni

How are you tonight?

A bit of an ook of a day here unfortunately

Better than yesterday though, so improvement is being made - slowly

Basically still a bit gastrically ookey

today I really felt the tiredness more than feeling unwell in my stomach, but I can tell it’s stomach related
I did manage to eat a bit more normally than yesterday though

hopefully I’ll feel even better tomorrow.
If I do feel better tomorrow I might go briefly to the town centre staying clear of food that will annoy the gastric divine entities of course, just having a cup of tea and things of that nature

It’s now been decided that bill is going to BR’s nursery graduation tomorrow and possibly even my sister I think I heard but she’s not going for long. At least she’s not meant to be but knowing my sister it all depends on how stubborn she is feeling that precise moment in time

you’re right it’s time for the littleys to come and stay fairly soon,

I think my mum said in two weeks time they’ll stay for a little while but I don’t want to ask her again because she’s feeling angry.
Oh dear, it’s just a good job that you and I are as cool as cucumbers and keep everyone else in the families going with our unflappable natures

have a good night Toni I am on the way to being rather shattered. It’s like a new phone in the hands of traitor Toady after suffering another night my password debacle okay I may be partly making things up here but it keeps us going doesn’t really do you silly anecdotes of mine or maybe not anyway have a good night Toni and take care xx

PS I almost forgot to mention I did write a poem, I think it was at the start of this partially ookey day,

but I think it may be a very long transaction process at least that’s how it’s feeling right now.
In fact please forgive me if I am unsure at this stage if it’s early morning somewhat incomprehensible scribbling like remember that time when I just wrote “cheese” ? haha I will of course analyse it in due course

PPS The HD on his day off apparently haha xx

Night bosh, lovely pic 👍️ and yes the stories & anecdotes & silliness & poetic licence, are definitely a help in one's hour of need 😊. Have a good night I hope, I am off to set an alarm for some unearthly hour, and any midnight marching bands (horrific thought!! 😱) had better watch out for themselves something nasty might befall their 76 trombones 😉. QJL 😬 ooer, well avoided, another narrow squeak, in life's jolly game of snakes and ladders 🐍🪜 tsk, no ladder emoji, or at least not one I'm sure will show up, probably browser dependent or some such. Hope you can get out for tea & toast, see you anon :) xx

Thank you Jojo I could totally do without this boiler business but better than the middle of winter I suppose 🙄. Sorry it was a hard day on your feet today and I hope your foot will ease off overnight for you and your plans will all work out 👍️ have a good night as poss, I will be up for tea I imagine (oddly I almost look forward to an early hours tea these days because at least it's quiet and you know no-one will be tapping at the door or anything 🤷‍♀️). Hope family have a good break too :) xx

Stuart what a palaver, one of these days they will sort this out surely. Hope you have as good night as poss tomorrow will be fine by the looks I hope we get another nice spell of sun to come 🤞 xx

Night all 😴 xx