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  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there you are ,hows my lickle play mate today? large builders and whatever eles you want :wink: at the mo im sulking on the norty step :lol:


    Jan

    You on the norty step, you invented it what you done now
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi everybody
    Thanks for your advise on tramadol, can I have a builders while I am here.....
    Love
    Barbara
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Trish sorry your arm is swollen......
    Love
    Barbara
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    yes barbara corse ya can hun, hav you milked marigold lately !


    i know trish, i did it for the boys on here but it seems they refuse to use it and now im the one whos bums getting cold ! :lol::lol:
    Oh its marigold is it,been calling her masie, I did her this morning, I am a dab hand at it now........
    Love
    Barbara
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Cris

    That is my coat pocket. Well I gave her humbugs and some CDM and a custard cream, and she's gone and picked my pocket.

    How can I put the sheep on the norty step? She has to learn she cannot do that.

    Can someone give me a hand to put the sheep on the animal norty step. We do need one. Last time she bit the bum out of my coat. I let her off then but she has to learn.

    I need a large bucket of energy first though, I has a rough night, could not sleep.

    Trish xx
  • barbara12
    barbara12 Member Posts: 21,281
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    trish you can have a huge bucket full hun :wink:

    bucket.jpg

    when you have finished can yo clean it and give it to barbara for milking :wink:
    He I feel part of the team now I have my own bucket (but I want a red one please)or I am doing know more milking........
    Love
    Barbara
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    leave me out wont work for me no matter how often i pump tail no milk comes out. what the rubber gloves for under it lol
    val
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I thought she was called Daisy? Or was it Maisie? Does she know what her name is?

    ........and I keep telling you you're upping and downing the wrong way round and you've got the wrist action all wrong...........

    Lets have a large builders/coffee/G & T/brandy/whatever and I'll demonstrate...........

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Jan

    I use up all the energy then I have to go and milk Barbara? That right.

    A large coffee and whatever anyone else wants I'll pay/


    Thanks I needs them buckets> whooo that's a bit better

    Oh Hubby got wheatbags got one on each elbow.

    Thanks for all your tips,

    Trish xxx
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    leave me out wont work for me no matter how often i pump tail no milk comes out. what the rubber gloves for under it lol


    Val

    You don't pump her tail for milk :shock: I'm surprised your not coverd in p**h to be polite or using the proper name Cow Pat's
    No Val, I don't mean it is for Pat I mean you eeerrrmm you know what they call it don't you. Might do wonders for your feet Val.

    Trish xx
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    The story so far;

    Trish has collared all the buckets of energy and when she has finished them she has to go and milk Barbara with wheat bags on each elbow. When she has finished, Jan will churn all the milk and make butter with Cris' cream. When Val has made enough of her candy-bar sauce she will add that to the cream and make chocolate flavoured butter................well done, that crew..........it's bound to be a best seller!

    Annie
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I'm beginning to feel a bit better with the buckets. The wheatbags are soooo nice, now this is nice.

    I hope they work, tried ice wrapped up to get swelling down but not yet.
  • annie_mial
    annie_mial Member Posts: 5,614
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    How did Pat get into this? Who gave her a walk-on? Personally I'm on tea, tea and more tea.........didn't know it was this good!

    Annie
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    PHEW, well im glad that all sorted then, does every1 know what end of the cows what now :roll: . Think i need a rest.
    youve all been busy in here takes me alnight to catch up. :lol:
    Think i''ll help myself to a large slice of that yummy looking cake while no1s looking.
    Hope every1s ok.
    debs
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    The story so far;

    Trish has collared all the buckets of energy and when she has finished them she has to go and milk Barbara with wheat bags on each elbow. When she has finished, Jan will churn all the milk and make butter with Cris' cream. When Val has made enough of her candy-bar sauce she will add that to the cream and make chocolate flavoured butter................well done, that crew..........it's bound to be a best seller!

    Annie


    Annie I never collared anything the buckets have my name on them go back and look.

    Well, it's either that or Barbara is spelt funny :shock: How can you make a mistake in B or Tarbarish
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ok used 10 m*rs bars so got lots of choc. sauce how butter coming on . think will poor some of this sauce on short bread it lovely
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    here i will join u need it after all thoses war games
    val
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    annie_mial wrote:
    How did Pat get into this? Who gave her a walk-on? Personally I'm on tea, tea and more tea.........didn't know it was this good!

    Annie

    Because I told Val, that pumping the cow by it's tail is not the way you get milk.

    Then I said I was surprised she was not coverd in Cow Pat's. Val thought if she got something out the cow whilst pumpng it's tail she had to give it to Pat. :shock:
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    still looking for pat not seen her / him .where shall i keep it till they come in . tell u what will put it in the gents they will never tell
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    eeeeeuwwwwwwwwww Val!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:
    well tell the ladies not to go near it sure pat will be in soon great for roses lol
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    :lol::lol:


    Val loves me she took me off norty step , she says you all pickin on me so there making-fun-054.gif

    well i did say that and u r such a good person
    val
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 14,911
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    good night all sleep well
    val
  • chris7
    chris7 Bots Posts: 2,696
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi all

    Hey Debs I'm with you on this one. I go for a small snoozette and goodness knows what has been going on :!: :? All sounds fun tho and am lovin your bucket Barbara :D
    Just a cuppa for me please.

    Shucks :shock: Jan so sorry I forgot I had left you on the Norty Step. Thanks for releasing her Val, have a good night, don't overdo the exercises eh.
    Buckets of energy ready for Wonky and Cris.
    Take care all
    Chris :wink:
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    pixyandfaries wrote:
    trish ,here have coffee with a drop of rum in it, it will calm you down!! :lol::lol:


    Thanks Jan it's nice how much rum did you put in it. I have never had that before.

    Trish who can now see double :shock: Well a bit like him.
  • trisher
    trisher Member Posts: 9,263
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    still looking for pat not seen her / him .where shall i keep it till they come in . tell u what will put it in the gents they will never tell


    Val,

    Don't look for Pat, put your feet in them, after all they only eat grass and daisiies (flower) Not the cow. all good things so it might make you feet feel better :)
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