cafe

valval
valval Member Posts: 15,897
edited 11. Oct 2010, 08:22 in Community Chit-chat archive
hi we have a pub so just thought would open a cafe u can have any cake u can imagine and will put on no weight also nice clean white table cloths u can stay as long as u wish and talk to your pals so what can we call it????
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  • indigo
    indigo Member Posts: 113
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    valval wrote:
    hi we have a pub so just thought would open a cafe u can have any cake u can imagine and will put on no weight also nice clean white table cloths u can stay as long as u wish and talk to your pals so what can we call it????


    Vals retreat.

    What a dream place to visit-- is the cream fat free as well !?!?

    See you opening day - Indigo (x)
  • ninakang
    ninakang Member Posts: 2,056
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Just "Val's" is a good name, I think :-)

    I'll join Rehab with the Earl Grey but no sugar please (some of us are sweet enough) and can I be served by hunky firemen looking for part time jobs, please?

    Nx
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nice cup of tea and a scone with Robert's jam on it please and have you any jobs going?
    I'm looking for part time work and am good at dealing with difficult customers p050.gif
    I encloes aphotograph for your approval (except my hair is blonde!)
    Toni x
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • debatat
    debatat Member Posts: 659
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    I would love a scone with Roberts jam on it and a nice cup of black coffee, freshly perculated!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Thank you, and can I be served by the fireman please!! :shock:

    Deb x
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hi,i'll just have the fireman please covered in jam & cream :wink:
    oh & a nice cuppa rosey lee (tea)
    thank you.
    :lol: luv debs
  • katekelly
    katekelly Member Posts: 975
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Nice cup of PG and a piece of coffee and walnut cake please.... oh just remembered its imaginary so half of that delicious looking carrot cake, that Lemon meringue oh and if you insist whipped cream too, followed by some Brandy snaps....thanks.....I thought you said this was imaginary- I feel decidedly sick :mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • suzster
    suzster Member Posts: 1,328
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    could i have a mocha (the perfect drink, coffee and chocolate!) and a slice of your chocolate cake please, i need something to perk me up!
    i love the tables and chairs, but maybe a big squishy sofa would be nice to? something i can sink into!!!
    sue
  • suncatcher
    suncatcher Member Posts: 2,174
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Can i have a hot chocolate with wipped cream, flake and marsh mellows on top and a chocolate brownie on a plate with one of those dolies thankyou :D:D
    Joanne
  • jaspercat
    jaspercat Member Posts: 1,238
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi, a nice cup of tea and a cornish cream tea, with scones, strawberry jam and clotted cream, wouldn't mind being served by a hunky fireman either, just don't invite my hubbie love Jaspercatxx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    toni u got the job the fireman starts tomorrow have not told him all u asked for also female fire person just to keep things fair not sure about waitress out fits they might not be to keen. sofa will be delivered next week and foot stools to go with it hope that ok
    val
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Well done Val!
    All sorted then!
    I will start straight away ....
    Now where's my notepad?.....
    Toni x
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • page35
    page35 Member Posts: 1,081
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Oh Val place is looking great :D
    right Toni can i have cake made by Cris of course with some of robs jam in the middle and cuppa tea please with sugar (im not sweet enough) and do you do sandwiches? i might want one later for afters :D
    page
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    will do salmon and cucumber or cheese and pickle on crusty cobs to start with
    val
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hello Madam
    Here is your cake (should be some more of this along by the weekend I hope, but for now this is the last peice n035.gif
    and please enjoy the jam handmade for you today by Rob, our preserve-specialist. c060.gif
    and a nice cuppa.
    I hope you enjoy your meal...
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ohhhh,posh service tooo. very nice i'll be popping in more often.
    might even donate some of my specials,coffee cake & cherry short breads. delivery tomorrow :wink:

    we all love egg sarnies too,cris can donate some free range eggs when she's feeling better. :wink:

    oh i like cyber scoffing :lol:
    luv debs
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    short bread and eggs great will do swap u fetch food in u get tea or coffee free
    chris forgot to tell u u will have to inter view fireman did not have time lol
    val
  • robertls
    robertls Member Posts: 2,580
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    You lot are all crazy......... :shock: :shock: :shock:

    Looks like I'm the only sane on here.. 8)

    Oh...no sugar in mine, thank-you.

    Now look what you've done... :roll: :roll: :roll:

    Rob x
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  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    rules for cafe

    please do not up set staff as they will spit in your tea and then tell u it on the house
    please if some one new comes in talk to them we have all been new here
    a smile goes a long way
    enjoy your your visit stay as long as u wish and any one with home baked cakes ect welcome
    val
  • minky67
    minky67 Member Posts: 2,479
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    well best make room in the kitchen as im a master at baking,pastrys & boy i do some mean omelettes.

    worked many yrs in catering.
    so move over bakehoven :lol::lol:
    debs in the kitchen :wink:
  • joanlawson
    joanlawson Member Posts: 10,319
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi

    Oooo, Val, this was a great idea :D:D My grandad ran a bakery where they made wonderful cakes, so I grew up with a real sweet tooth. I can't resist a lovely cake with a million calories per slice, so your cakes which don't put on weight sound like heaven to me.

    I would love to have a pot of tea, some smoked salmon and cucumber sandwiches, and a gorgeous cream cake please.

    The cafe should definitely be named Val's, I think.

    Joan

    PS I just read about Rob's blackberry jam, so I would like a splodge of that in my cake too, please.
  • frogmorton
    frogmorton Member Posts: 26,769
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Val,
    I think we need to advertise for some cleaning staff....the place needs a good clean before we open...
    Oh and there are two burly men at the door wanting to deliver...a large comfy sofa that you can sink into?
    Shall I let them in?
    I'll make them a nice cuppa too.
    Toni x
    Love

    Toni xxx
  • skezier
    skezier Member Posts: 12,150
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Hi Val,

    Oh its nice in here :D Couple of trays of eggs, some green top (thats my green top unpasteurised not semi skimmed) milk, some pasteurised, and semi skimmed and clotted cream as well as a couple of cakes for page.

    Would you mind if I just sat here quietly rather than go into the hospital today? :wink: Oh and do you do deliveries? Could I have a decent cuppa every hour please today? :lol::lol: Cris xx
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    ill do the cleaning we have got debs in the kitchen .kettle first then we will let men in with the sofa where do u think we should put it .you did realy well with all those customers yesterday did not expect such a rush as not even advertised. have we any scones left to go with the tea take mine black not to strong no sugar. main room hovered going to do toilets while they unwrap that sofa nice and soft we will have to try it with our feel up on foot stools before we let customers on it lol.
    val
  • page35
    page35 Member Posts: 1,081
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    Are you open yet?
    i fancy an omettlet thanks minky :D Toni makes a lovely cuppa so will have one please and it goes without saying Cris's cake :D
    i love cafes :D , proper ones not coffee shops.
    you wont get me out of here :lol:
    page
  • valval
    valval Member Posts: 15,897
    edited 30. Nov -1, 00:00
    hi chris if u off to hospital then def. will deliver to u need to keep your spirits up shall we hide cake in basket of fruit lol
    val
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