cafe

valval

hi we have a pub so just thought would open a cafe u can have any cake u can imagine and will put on no weight also nice clean white table cloths u can stay as long as u wish and talk to your pals so what can we call it????

indigo

valval wrote:

hi we have a pub so just thought would open a cafe u can have any cake u can imagine and will put on no weight also nice clean white table cloths u can stay as long as u wish and talk to your pals so what can we call it????

Vals retreat.

What a dream place to visit-- is the cream fat free as well !?!?

See you opening day - Indigo (x)

ninakang

Just "Val's" is a good name, I think :-)

I'll join Rehab with the Earl Grey but no sugar please (some of us are sweet enough) and can I be served by hunky firemen looking for part time jobs, please?

Nx

frogmorton

Nice cup of tea and a scone with Robert's jam on it please and have you any jobs going?
I'm looking for part time work and am good at dealing with difficult customers
I encloes aphotograph for your approval (except my hair is blonde!)
Toni x

debatat

I would love a scone with Roberts jam on it and a nice cup of black coffee, freshly perculated!!

Thank you, and can I be served by the fireman please!! :shock:

Deb x

minky67

hi,i'll just have the fireman please covered in jam & cream
oh & a nice cuppa rosey lee (tea)
thank you.
luv debs

katekelly

Nice cup of PG and a piece of coffee and walnut cake please.... oh just remembered its imaginary so half of that delicious looking carrot cake, that Lemon meringue oh and if you insist whipped cream too, followed by some Brandy snaps....thanks.....I thought you said this was imaginary- I feel decidedly sick

suzster

could i have a mocha (the perfect drink, coffee and chocolate!) and a slice of your chocolate cake please, i need something to perk me up!
i love the tables and chairs, but maybe a big squishy sofa would be nice to? something i can sink into!!!
sue

suncatcher

Can i have a hot chocolate with wipped cream, flake and marsh mellows on top and a chocolate brownie on a plate with one of those dolies thankyou

jaspercat

Hi, a nice cup of tea and a cornish cream tea, with scones, strawberry jam and clotted cream, wouldn't mind being served by a hunky fireman either, just don't invite my hubbie love Jaspercatxx

valval

toni u got the job the fireman starts tomorrow have not told him all u asked for also female fire person just to keep things fair not sure about waitress out fits they might not be to keen. sofa will be delivered next week and foot stools to go with it hope that ok

frogmorton

Well done Val!
All sorted then!
I will start straight away ....
Now where's my notepad?.....
Toni x

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Oh Val place is looking great
right Toni can i have cake made by Cris of course with some of robs jam in the middle and cuppa tea please with sugar (im not sweet enough) and do you do sandwiches? i might want one later for afters
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valval

will do salmon and cucumber or cheese and pickle on crusty cobs to start with

frogmorton

Hello Madam
Here is your cake (should be some more of this along by the weekend I hope, but for now this is the last peice
and please enjoy the jam handmade for you today by Rob, our preserve-specialist.
and a nice cuppa.
I hope you enjoy your meal...

minky67

ohhhh,posh service tooo. very nice i'll be popping in more often.
might even donate some of my specials,coffee cake & cherry short breads. delivery tomorrow

we all love egg sarnies too,cris can donate some free range eggs when she's feeling better.

oh i like cyber scoffing
luv debs

valval

short bread and eggs great will do swap u fetch food in u get tea or coffee free
chris forgot to tell u u will have to inter view fireman did not have time lol

robertls

You lot are all crazy......... :shock: :shock: :shock:

Looks like I'm the only sane on here.. 8)

Oh...no sugar in mine, thank-you.

Now look what you've done... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Rob x

valval

rules for cafe

please do not up set staff as they will spit in your tea and then tell u it on the house
please if some one new comes in talk to them we have all been new here
a smile goes a long way
enjoy your your visit stay as long as u wish and any one with home baked cakes ect welcome

minky67

well best make room in the kitchen as im a master at baking,pastrys & boy i do some mean omelettes.

worked many yrs in catering.
so move over bakehoven
debs in the kitchen

joanlawson

Hi

Oooo, Val, this was a great idea My grandad ran a bakery where they made wonderful cakes, so I grew up with a real sweet tooth. I can't resist a lovely cake with a million calories per slice, so your cakes which don't put on weight sound like heaven to me.

I would love to have a pot of tea, some smoked salmon and cucumber sandwiches, and a gorgeous cream cake please.

The cafe should definitely be named Val's, I think.

Joan

PS I just read about Rob's blackberry jam, so I would like a splodge of that in my cake too, please.

frogmorton

Val,
I think we need to advertise for some cleaning staff....the place needs a good clean before we open...
Oh and there are two burly men at the door wanting to deliver...a large comfy sofa that you can sink into?
Shall I let them in?
I'll make them a nice cuppa too.
Toni x

skezier

Hi Val,

Oh its nice in here Couple of trays of eggs, some green top (thats my green top unpasteurised not semi skimmed) milk, some pasteurised, and semi skimmed and clotted cream as well as a couple of cakes for page.

Would you mind if I just sat here quietly rather than go into the hospital today? Oh and do you do deliveries? Could I have a decent cuppa every hour please today? Cris xx

valval

ill do the cleaning we have got debs in the kitchen .kettle first then we will let men in with the sofa where do u think we should put it .you did realy well with all those customers yesterday did not expect such a rush as not even advertised. have we any scones left to go with the tea take mine black not to strong no sugar. main room hovered going to do toilets while they unwrap that sofa nice and soft we will have to try it with our feel up on foot stools before we let customers on it lol.

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Are you open yet?
i fancy an omettlet thanks minky Toni makes a lovely cuppa so will have one please and it goes without saying Cris's cake
i love cafes , proper ones not coffee shops.
you wont get me out of here
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valval

hi chris if u off to hospital then def. will deliver to u need to keep your spirits up shall we hide cake in basket of fruit lol